Minnesota

Funny :)
masonseth69 3 Reviews 394 reads
posted

If I could do that, I wouldn't leave the house.

My joke of the month ...

When my SO was laying with her head on my lap and she put out her lips wanting a kiss I replied, "If I could bend that far I wouldn't need you."

If I could do that, I wouldn't leave the house.

My girlfriend was spreading flavored sex lube on my cock when she bolted up straight and exclaimed, "Oh, my god.  I'm becoming my mother!"

Sarah Silverman

Register Now!