Wanted to re-post my past Holiday crazy run-in with a fine lady before this holiday to give everyone a good laugh and yes it could happen to you!! Plus, you folks have been giving me a lot of material to start re-posting the TER Board week in review (funny look at the board)

Okay, if you read last years recap of my crazy holiday with the Griswold’s; my family….. you might recall my adventures from that holiday. Well this year Part 2 my brother shows up again for Thanksgiving dinner with his girlfriend who is a well know provider; who I saw in the past. Now for the record she only does it part time these days and I have not seen her since that auspicious day, last year, during the holidays. This year I thought I would have been better prepared from a psychodrama standpoint, given the fact that a squad of scientist/doctors has been drugging me for years.
 
Anyway, this lady who I will call “Juno” sits down for dinner and right away I ask her, how is business – what am I thinking? Of course I start laughing softly because it was so stupid and in my private Idaho brain I’m freaking out. Everyone is now staring at me, my brother kicks me under the table and I yell out why are you kicking me, because the entire “incident” unnerved me and it just came out! Not knowing what to do, because I caused this drama by being nervous and asking an innocent question and now all eyes are focused on me. So, I pretend to choke on my turkey drum stick, this of course is happening in seconds but seems like it is in slow motion and is taking hours? Everyone is now trying to help me by patting my back as my mind is racing like a rocket ship on want to do next. Thank the big guy upstairs; as Juno comes to my rescue with “my Jewelry business has really taken off this past year”.
 My Mother and wife both look at me about 10 minute later and say want is wrong with you – I say well I just got confused on the business she started last year and my food went down the wrong pipe!! I wanted to say no I’m just a loser and can’t keep it together as my two worlds collide!!  
During desert I found myself dreaming of Juno and our past two encounters together (a while ago), but man she is one hot and nice lady and it is the holiday’s and a guy can dream? Plus my brother is knucklehead and just doesn't deserve this fine lady!!I found myself, Mr. Cool, stumbling my words throughout the day, to the point, I tried to avoid speaking to Juno not knowing what may or may not come out next!!
 
The other funny thing that happen was later during the day after some good holiday cheer I go to use the bathroom and walk in on my brother and Juno in “some” sex act. Now we are crazy family but quite conservative, my parents would have died had they saw that? I yell out get a room and lock the door, now but I really wanted to say can I get in on some of that action, which looks hott!!  Is this normal behavior for someone to think this way?
 
What would you do

would bring a PROVIDER to a holiday dinner with your wife and mother? I would not have
shown up if I knew he was bringing her. What is  the upside?? Looks like all downside.

Wait, is your brother hiring her to pretend to be his girlfriend, or are they actually dating?  Does he know about her job?

That's his brother's actual girlfriend.  
I was wondering the same thing, does your brother know of her part time business? It sounds like your a little jealous, but thats totally normal if you really really like her, plus sleeping together doesn't help the situation. This could get very messy, just keep it between the two of you like you have been doing. As far as you wanting to bang her is totally normal! Nothing wrong with that sweety, you are human. And in this case you already slept together so it does make you urge more. Awkward as shit? YES! I couldn't imagine! But totally normal to lust after her. Please just try to control your nerves and be discrete.

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Nothing good will come out of blurting what first comes into your head, as you have already demonstrated.  If after careful consideration you think it wise to have a very discreet conversation with "Juno" about the nature of her relationship with your brother then I would proceed with extreme caution.

...fictionalized and sometimes plagiarized recounting of events that never happened to you. I really have missssed your weekly recap of the weekly Minnesota TER posts. I recall that there were a couple of funny ones! Keep it up!! We all luv posting diversity on this board!

I call bullshit... this never happened and I doubt your family would invite you over for anything

He did post under his handle vs alias so probably could be true?  
Not for sure though none of us can know for a fact that it is or is not true.  

What does hold true is that if I were a provider in the area I sooooooo would put him on my DNS list.  
This tells me he has a problem keeping his mouth shut. Let's say he was visiting a provider at an upscale hotel and anyone would ask him something....he would fall over himself and confess everything to housekeeping if they asked where he was going or came from! Smh

He reminds me of the dudes that you read about on TER and on the news that confess to LE instead of following the #1 rule STFU if LE is involved.  

This just tells me he's weak minded and can't keep it together a bad mix when playing in this hobby

They must, as the story reappears after posting it 3 years ago...

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