but we're on the same page with Darla. She's rocking an expertly-maintained body, a slyly-sexy and very sunny disposition, and a smile that could absolve you of your sins. She's also rather pretty.

If that's not enough of an impetus, she told me in March that she only intends to do this for another year. So, if you're at all interested, I'd make your peace with the epicurean gods while you can.