Pfizer Corp. is making the announcement today that VIAGRA will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use "as is," or a mixer.
Pepsi's proposed ad campaign claims: "It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one." Obviously we can no longer call this a "soft drink".
This additive gives new meaning to the names of cocktails, highballs and just a good old fashion stiff drink.
Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of "Mount And Do."
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