Football analysis by Ole....

Sven took Ole to his first football game.  They had great seats right
behind their team's bench.   After the game, he asked Ole how he liked the
experience.

"Oh, I really liked it," he replied.  "Especially the passing and tackling,
but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other like that
over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, Sven asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, I saw them flip a coin and one team got it, and then for the rest of
the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback!  Get the
quarterback!'  Hel-LLLO!  It's only 25 cents!"