Hello everyone.  I haven't contributed much to the discussion board, but have been a follower of the mostly great conversations amongst all you fine people and thought I might jump in with this.  

I'm always amazed at the number of ads in the weekly papers here and in other cities I travel to, for phone sex lines.  One assumes that it must be a good business since there are so many and the ads are fairly large.

I've never called one and am not really interested in spending my money that way, but I'm curious to know if any of you have and what your experience was.  And if any of you ladies out there have worked the phone sex angle, it would be interesting to hear your take on it from the other side.

I will say that I had a long-distance relationship once with a fabulous woman and phone sex was a terrific part of it when we couldn't be together, but that's a totally different story in my mind.

So what about it?  Any experiences with phone sex?

What is it when a man talks nasty to a woman?
Sexual harassment.

What is it when a woman talks nasty to a man?
$3.99 a minute.


Have you misunderstood the concept of phone sex,
resulting in painful electrical burns?


I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.


Whats the worst part about gay phone sex?
Yanking the receiver out of your ass.


What do you call a phone sex therapist?
A conversation piece.

My neighbor tryed phone sex and ended up with hearing AIDS

I offer phone sex, and web cam sessions. They are REALLY popular for the fetish minded folk who are too afraid to actually participate in a real live session.

Now I'm paying support for several baby bells.

(80's joke - see MCI anti-trust suit and break up of AT&T).