Maybe it was just a moment of temporary insanity on my part. I ate sardines. An obvious faux pas that I lay victim to and victimized another! So beware! Never fall under the spell of sardine cravings or under the spell of the convenience of these easy calories!
Lesson learned and I thought to share with you: Don't ever eat sardines of any sort before meeting anyone in this wonderful hobby! Sardines on crackers is what I am guilty eating last Thursday late afternoon and no matter that I brushed my teeth twice and had mouthwash, the sardines lingered back up on my breath no matter if I tried to drink it down with carbonated water. For the women: beware, sardine breath might make a pretty woman seem like a hag! So, whoever cares for added tips on what not to do in this hobby, I've given my tip for the day! DO NOT EVER EAT SARDINES THE SAME DAY OF AN APPOINTMENT. Brushing teeth numerous times does not take care of it! I know, I've been redundant here and just know that I sometimes have a thick skull or a frozen brain due to brain freeze so I've gone on about this by reiterating in three short paragraphs. For the literary snobs, please forgive me and consider it a matter of emphasis for those with brains soon lending to a thaw as the days grow warmer soon. Sweet sexily fragrant (fruity or minty or cinnamon) amorous kisses be yours always everywhere you shake your sexy, Élan
Sardine breath or not, you are still irresistible!
Posted By: elanmontage
Maybe it was just a moment of temporary insanity on my part. I ate sardines. An obvious faux pas that I lay victim to and victimized another! So beware! Never fall under the spell of sardine cravings or under the spell of the convenience of these easy calories!
Lesson learned and I thought to share with you: Don't ever eat sardines of any sort before meeting anyone in this wonderful hobby! Sardines on crackers is what I am guilty eating last Thursday late afternoon and no matter that I brushed my teeth twice and had mouthwash, the sardines lingered back up on my breath no matter if I tried to drink it down with carbonated water. For the women: beware, sardine breath might make a pretty woman seem like a hag!
So, whoever cares for added tips on what not to do in this hobby, I've given my tip for the day! DO NOT EVER EAT SARDINES THE SAME DAY OF AN APPOINTMENT. Brushing teeth numerous times does not take care of it!
I know, I've been redundant here and just know that I sometimes have a thick skull or a frozen brain due to brain freeze so I've gone on about this by reiterating in three short paragraphs. For the literary snobs, please forgive me and consider it a matter of emphasis for those with brains soon lending to a thaw as the days grow warmer soon.
Sweet sexily fragrant (fruity or minty or cinnamon) amorous kisses be yours always everywhere you shake your sexy, Élan
And go easy on the garlic please. Nothing worse than the smell & taste of stale garlic reeking from your breath & through the pores of your skin during hot, steamy sex. Uffda!
Elan, so to sum it up in 3 words...sardine breath stinks..sardine kisses suck..sardine sweat must do something too but I can't think of it lol...and lastly, don't fart sardines! Your advice is great as always.
Posted By: elanmontage
Maybe it was just a moment of temporary insanity on my part. I ate sardines. An obvious faux pas that I lay victim to and victimized another! So beware! Never fall under the spell of sardine cravings or under the spell of the convenience of these easy calories!
Lesson learned and I thought to share with you: Don't ever eat sardines of any sort before meeting anyone in this wonderful hobby! Sardines on crackers is what I am guilty eating last Thursday late afternoon and no matter that I brushed my teeth twice and had mouthwash, the sardines lingered back up on my breath no matter if I tried to drink it down with carbonated water. For the women: beware, sardine breath might make a pretty woman seem like a hag!
So, whoever cares for added tips on what not to do in this hobby, I've given my tip for the day! DO NOT EVER EAT SARDINES THE SAME DAY OF AN APPOINTMENT. Brushing teeth numerous times does not take care of it!
I know, I've been redundant here and just know that I sometimes have a thick skull or a frozen brain due to brain freeze so I've gone on about this by reiterating in three short paragraphs. For the literary snobs, please forgive me and consider it a matter of emphasis for those with brains soon lending to a thaw as the days grow warmer soon.
Sweet sexily fragrant (fruity or minty or cinnamon) amorous kisses be yours always everywhere you shake your sexy, Élan
One of the world's most delicious foods, particularly the ones packed in olive oil. Instead of avoiding them, have some to share with your guest, and then you'll both stink deliciously.
I had asparagus once before a big day of clients, and of course, they all wanted to make me squirt all over. You think asparagus piss is bad... holy CRAP! 8-/
Lightens up the fact that TER made that review Tweetworthy today.
OYE. Maybe they'll Tweet some asparagus juice complaint as soon as they find one! GAWD. But the Tweet does point out an obvious irony the reviewer, that is an educator (ha), had missed!
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