...if you're not going to fist her pussy and fuck her in the ass while she sucks off a bowling pin in preparation for a golden shower from ten midgets, she's going to think you're boring. This girl's reviews read like a circus act.

I just happen to catch a video she was in where the guy choked her while fucking her until she pased out -- she woke up and said, "Are you still fucking me, baby? Mmmmm..."

Crazy, man.