-- Modified on 10/3/2005 10:59:00 PM

What a scam!  It  is not uncommon for men to have small amounts of semen come out after urinating.  Thats a much easier explanation than worrying about getting caught with an extra pair of underwear in the car!

Every time I get caught it's because I forget and bring the girl home.

what about good ole masturbation.   I guarantee i'm stained each and every day!