I've heard of people who like to eat during sex -- I even recall an episode of "Seinfeld" in which George was eating a sandwich while banging a chick. Is it common to want to do things during sex? Eat? Play dominoes? Read the bible? Pray for sick people?

Now days you pretty much have to do that outdoors.

Do I smoke after sex? I don't know -- I've never looked down to see. I'll be here 'till Thursday.

Basically a stupid post by the OP.  WTF does he think that there is anybody that wants to do other things then focus on the business at hand??

Trying to think of stupid (unrelated to the main purpose of this board) things to post about just for the sake of posting something? This and your farting post are just strange, stupid waste of time and a bit juvenille IMHO. Just sayin. Maybe u have too much time on ur hands..

And yet, you take the time to read them

If it was on Seinfell I think people must be interested. People let their mind stray sometime in a session  What is wrong with eating and reading the bible during a session. Different strokes bro IMHO.

Imagine eating some fresh stawberries, amongst other things, out of her pussy.

I posted a while ago about something that got a bunch of rude comments like this.  I've seen plenty of rude comments from Morris himself.  However, in this case, I'm gonna have to defend the guy, because there's nothing wrong with this post.  There was nothing wrong with mine, but guys were posting all sorts of crap about being 'one weiner in the room' guys and trying to speak for the whole group about my post of offering a double with a male provider.  However, you should have seen my fucking email.

And his post on farting was a waste of time, yes, but it was funny as all hell.  I'm really impressed that you don't ever do things that are a waste of time.  If you search your soul and find yourself wasting your time, then you are being hypocritical, and it'll bite you in the ass.

As for the rest of you back-biters, enough!!!  I'm sick of adding to my list of people I don't want to meet.  This is MN, and we have a great reputation for being AWESOME!  This is an ADULT board.  Let's try to act like it and allow EVERYONE to have fun. Please.

~Trinity~

...and has a man-crush on Three Cups. At least, I think it's a man-crush; I can't be sure of Morris' gender as Morris' posts use an alias, but I'll assume he's male.
Since Morris started posting, most of his posts have been silly. I suspect that Morris really couldn't care much about the topics he poses; he just likes to see people respond and gets a kick out of how posters on this board will opine on practically any topic, no matter how trite. I sense that he's mocking the discussion board and likes to see 'how many forum posters it takes to change a lightbulb' as one recent lighthearted thread illustrated. I can imagine his next thread will pose another deep question like, "Right or left handed providers. Which is best?" So, I might respond with a silly reply just to toy with him, just as he's toying with this board.
I do find him to be kind of funny and I'd rather have a fun, lively board than a serious, constrained one.


                                               'Relax....it's just sex!'

become very viscous at times to people who post things. The flame posts I can see getting rude to the OP, but just a fun and nonsensical post to have some fun?? Come on guys, this board is meant to be informative and also fun at the same time. Enough of the bashing each other. Aren't we all here for basically the same reasons????? This is the very reason I left TER for a while. This bashing each other over almost EVERY post gets very old, very fast.

Lets keep it informative and fun. We don't need to be rude to each other. Lets just have fun!!! GEEZZ........
ENOUGH ALREADY!!!

Morris, keep on posting. Your posts are kind of different from what we on here are use to seeing, but, as the saying goes..."Change is Good!!"

and we do have a reputation...but it's not for being awesome. Trust me on that one.  

You comment that: "this board is meant to be informative and also fun at the same time"  

A big part of the problem is that TER is not clear on what the Discussion boards are intended to accomplish.  You can find any number of posters that think THEY know the purpose of the boards, but until TER gets clear about it and actively steers the board the intended direction, nothing will change.  

I don't have to imagine and all I can say is YUMMY

The Holy Trinity is awesome. Right on bro.

Ol' Sticks is right on. Lighten up everyone. As for 'Sticks deep question about right or left handed-- Morris likes 'em amphibious so that they can go both ways. Oh yeah.

Morris says thanks a lot. Not a lot of "I Read the Bible while I Have Sex with a Provider" fans.

It get boring to only read about guys having to pay for sex. Nice job with those marriage vows.