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Top ten things that make you say, YIKES!
randomlyoutspoken 1906 reads
posted
1 / 15
Top ten things that make you say, YIKES!

With David Letterman announcing his future retirement, what better time to post a top ten list?  Installment #1; things that make you say, yikes! (TER edition):

# 10 Stepping into a room that looks like it had its own private tornado
# 9 Laying down on a bed…in the middle of a large wet spot
# 8 That big dude hanging around the vending machines
# 7 Taking a vacation and finding your [insert relative here] on Eros

This is where you’ll want to stop reading if you’re squeamish.

# 6 Being asked if you want to use a condom “for both” or not at all
# 5 Being told that she wants you to cum inside to “get pregnant”

Seriously, you have been warned.

# 4 The phrase “just don’t come back in two months asking if I’m clean”
# 3 Giving her oral, and finding bits of TP
# 2 Looking down and seeing the color red on the condom
# 1 Finding out that someone re-uses condoms.  

Yikes

OldTimerB 45 Reviews 978 reads
posted
2 / 15
Don't open

OK to be reminded of some points and was slightly informative but...wish I didn't read this lol

muffmanmike 23 Reviews 788 reads
posted
3 / 15
this thread!...sheesh...eom


END OF MESSAGE

mbshannon 18 Reviews 895 reads
posted
4 / 15
what's the problem??????

a couple of these activities have gotten a damn out of me, not a yikes, but I'm an old timer. lay your ears back and let'r buck.    mbs

turboted 2 Reviews 1000 reads
posted
5 / 15
Terrible

The dominant tone of your post (i.e., providers are dirty (and perhaps diseased) does a huge disservice to all of the wonderful providers in this industry.

OldTimerB 45 Reviews 822 reads
posted
6 / 15
Right on!

TT,  
I couldn't put my finger on it but you nailed it exactly.

Posted By: turboted
The dominant tone of your post (i.e., providers are dirty (and perhaps diseased) does a huge disservice to all of the wonderful providers in this industry.

randomlyoutspoken 829 reads
posted
7 / 15
These are certain circumstances...

that fit into a specific category; things that made me think "yikes" (or something similar).  Obviously it isn't meant to be a broad generalization about providers in general.  If you read a list of the ten most questionable things that individual police officers have done, would you think that the author is saying police officers in general are corrupt?

To be clear, you can find some or all of these in reviews or message board posts (they aren't necessarily my own personal experiences).

randomlyoutspoken 866 reads
posted
8 / 15
Disclaimer

Glad it was at least slightly informative :)

But I guess you didn't take the disclaimer seriously lol

Drumsticks 90 Reviews 754 reads
posted
9 / 15
Sense of humor

...is sorely lacking on your part. Lighten up a little. Smile...  :D

smilin6969 40 Reviews 810 reads
posted
10 / 15
It happens, and it was meant to be funny.. But what about a positive list.

# 10 Opening the door and finding she looks even better than anticipated.  
# 9 Receiving a passionate kiss before any other words are exchanged other than Hello.  
# 8 She compliments you on the way you look.  
# 7 You follow her to the bedroom and the sight of her ass makes you stand at attention.  
# 6 She continues to make out with you as the clothes fall to the floor.  
# 5 Being told that she wants you inside her mouth as she drops to her knees to remove the clothes from your ankles.  
# 4 The phrase “you have a beautiful cock” comes out of her mouth when she takes a breath.  
# 3 Giving her oral, and she floods your mouth with sweet nectare.  
# 2 Hearing her giggle and say “I think I love you” after her 3rd or 4th release in your mouth.  
# 1 Finding a new “friend” that will make time for you whenever you want to return

MsChayse 618 reads
posted
11 / 15
What a classy & eloquent response Michelle! Thank you!

I would love it if you could find room form a visit here one day! Better yet, ever think of relocating? It would be an honor for MSP to have you here

jgoodman222 14 Reviews 794 reads
posted
12 / 15
Personally....

I have experienced #2 and #3 on the list and lived to tell about it.  

I am not going to name either provider.  #3 was a local gal and #2 was in another city.  

In the case of the former, it is something that happens to gals once in a while, it isn't really practical to shine a mirror in that direction all the time now is it?  

In the case of the latter, aunt flo arrived during the session.  The provider in question was mortified and profusely apologized.  My response was "don't apologize for being a woman".

While I agree that neither enhances the mood, they are not to be completely unexpected given a woman's anatomy.

If they gross you out so much, take up having sex with men.   I bet you'll have a much greater ewww! factor.

-- Modified on 4/21/2014 10:44:15 AM

OldTimerB 45 Reviews 829 reads
posted
13 / 15
Re: Personally....

I remember last year (summer/fall?) where some younger 'lady' was the talk of one of the discussions as she was consistently #1, #9, and #10. That #1 was getting all the talk lol. I definitely became less interested and watched for a while but she didn't clean up her act enough for me to care about seeing her so...plenty of other fish!

Posted By: Uptonogood11
I have experienced #2 and #3 on the list and lived to tell about it.    
   
 I am not going to name either provider.  #3 was a local gal and #2 was in another city.    
   
 In the case of the former, it is something that happens to gals once in a while, it isn't really practical to shine a mirror in that direction all the time now is it?    
   
 In the case of the latter, aunt flo arrived during the session.  The provider in question was mortified and profusely apologized.  My response was "don't apologize for being a woman".  
   
 While I agree that neither enhances the mood, they are not to be completely unexpected given a woman's anatomy.  
   
 If they gross you out so much, take up having sex with men.   I bet you'll have a much greater ewww! factor.

-- Modified on 4/21/2014 10:44:15 AM

Jackieblu See my TER Reviews 748 reads
posted
14 / 15
Re: It happens, and it was meant to be funny.. But what about a positive list.

Smilin,  

Did you read my mind? I think Michelle put it so eloquently and also included some positives, and you dear sir said what I rehash in my mind almost every day,  I am sad for the OP and hope one day he experiences the joy of only positives, it can happen- its the way I survive and you can choose. Back to you Smilin, I think I have to take a moment haha- yum, yum, yum,  did I say yum? Thank-you for your list darling! J.xxxoo

OldTimerB 45 Reviews 628 reads
posted
15 / 15
What Disclaimer?

No, I didn't lol. You gave us a couple warnings but nobody really ever stops, do they! I'll just go see someone in the next day or two and focus on the positives yum yum.

Posted By: randomlyoutspoken
Glad it was at least slightly informative :)  
   
 But I guess you didn't take the disclaimer seriously lol

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