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Geronimo651 29 Reviews 1099 reads
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I've had numerous surgeries and therefore had the experience of many meds. Some won't affect performance while others dull the sensation a great deal. The heavy-duty ones will keep you from having any fun at all.

Be aware that your fun-gun is located right on the pelvis that they plan to traumatize during the surgery. Trust me when I say you'll still be in considerable pain when they boot you out.

britton1971 reads

About a month from now I will be lying in a Rochester hospital recovering from hip replacement surgery. My twisted mind has taken me to a place of wonderment. Would it be possible to actually play out a nurse fantasy? Are there locks on the hospital room doors? Does the equipment work while dosed with pain medication? Is there a lady willing to participate...a "head nurse" if you will?  These are the questions banging around in my mind. Hey guys and girls...what do you think? Is it possible? It sure sounds good in print!! Any ladies out there willing to give it a go?? The review could go down in infamy!!

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mark.4444800 reads

Which isn't necessarily a bad thing, depending ...

I've got it down now, I think, taking pain meds just long enough beforehand so they've worn off by meeting time ... some excellent advice from one of our high-rated friends (jeez, still have to do that review). That idea may not help in our case, though.

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Does the equipment work while dosed with pain medication?

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narcisserotoid1191 reads


I am not an MD, and this is not medical advice; I do know that there have been studies attempting to find out if Tramadol 25 MG is effective in delyaing orgasm in men.  I do not know if there have been any valid results either way.

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Which isn't necessarily a bad thing, depending ...

I've got it down now, I think, taking pain meds just long enough beforehand so they've worn off by meeting time ... some excellent advice from one of our high-rated friends (jeez, still have to do that review). That idea may not help in our case, though.
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Does the equipment work while dosed with pain medication?

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bull641348 reads

Most providers like to be discreet. Having said that, I'm rooting for you and this scenario

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britton1314 reads

I understand the desire for discretion. How about a provider in my age group..early 50's? If we get caught its a simple "oh my, we didn't think anyone would come in to the room".

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WYSIWYGG777 reads

when we really freaking need his ass here, not boinking some hot, mature provider.  

Calling Dr Bud.

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BillyClubb1349 reads

No Locks on hospital room doors, at least not at the hospitals I have visited, except the bathroom and possibly you won't even be in a private room

Wait till you get home you will still need some private nursing

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mark.4444843 reads

"Now kiddies, you know you're not supposed to be doing that."

And there are curtains! Just tell the real nurse to come back later!!

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Drumsticks1280 reads

...take him into your confidence and tell him, "hey buddy, my girlfriend is going to visit me tonite and I need some privacy. So if the door's closed and there's a T.E.D. hose sock tied around the door handle, just come back later, OK?"

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sirbucky1222 reads

Maybe the worst idea I have seen on this board. Why not get better and have an escort dress like a nurse when you get home...get serious!

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LuckyIrishPrick1879 reads

Life is too fucking boring not to try. If it turns into an epic fail - you'll have a good story to tell and the sun will still come up the following morning.

Unless you happen to be married to one of those Lorena Bobbit types...in which case disregard...nothing can make your life not suck...and get a divorce, FAST.

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Biglittleguy934 reads

I enjoyed a date with a fine lady 3 days after shoulder surgery (still a great deal of pain).  She wasn't a "fantasy nurse" but a real angel, so comforting and gentle as she brightened my week.  She did more for my recovery than all the meds could ever do.

Hospital doors don't lock so that's not a good option unless it's an inside job.

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vorlon938 reads

Good luck and let us know what happens if you try it.

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Geronimo6511100 reads

I've had numerous surgeries and therefore had the experience of many meds. Some won't affect performance while others dull the sensation a great deal. The heavy-duty ones will keep you from having any fun at all.

Be aware that your fun-gun is located right on the pelvis that they plan to traumatize during the surgery. Trust me when I say you'll still be in considerable pain when they boot you out.

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Holden22970 reads

But, sadly, George Peppard has passed.  He loved it when a plan came together.  Let me know if you need a look-out or a wheel man.

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