Someone attached a cardboard sign to a guys trunk bike rack. It said honk at me in big letters and smaller print sa this is a April fools joke. I would have followed him but he was driving to slow
When I was a punk freshman a couple of friends and I decided to fill all the shower heads on our wing with Kool-Aid, the powder. When you turned on the water guess what came out? Colored water right..., but Kool-Aid stains, so a bunch of guys on my floor were walking around the rest of the day with purple, green, red and orange faces and bodies. No worries, the staining wears off after a couple of hot showers. Luckily no one found out who did it.
Last year some folks were let into my office and aluminum foiled my entire office, individual books, pens, pencils, desk, chair, I'm talking everything. It was incredible! I still am finding aluminum foil.
I had a client send me an email canceling an upcoming appointment, explaining that he had started having sex with his wife again. I admit it took me a few minutes to figure out he was just joking!
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