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Good2find 5 Reviews 941 reads
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Some folks like cake. Some like pie. Some find them both delicious!

But if you tried to rank all cakes with a rating system based on the qualities of perfect pies, you'd have problems.

If no matter how moist and delicious the cake was, you couldn't rate it higher than a 7 or 8 out of 10 it could become frustrating.

And then when folks start rating no bake cookies, it would become even more muddled and annoying.

Separate review sections just make sense.

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm8608 reads

So we go from decent massages with a HE for around $. Then there's the DIY for a little MORE (!?), and now we've got a $$$ DIY. Guys, it's your money. Spend it as you like, but you've got to be kidding, right?
http://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/showReview.asp?Review=1217041

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hrtbrk1873 reads

I agree 100%.  I hope she thinks it was a fluke and not the norm for what was received.

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vorlon1027 reads

This despite his saying in the body of the review that he felt tipped off.  To each his own but I would have given something like that a 1 score.

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oldguy6661210 reads

....and whose price points start in the low or mid 100's, and lots of extras--200, tops.  He was thinking with his little head, as he himself admits.  Sorry for him.  Thanks for the heads-up to all of us.

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TrulyMsMocha1073 reads

.....he was expecting way more he didn't purposely want to pay for DIY. Sucks he got ripped off. If reading it right he didn't get anything close to what he was hoping for after his massage was coming to an end after the flip...damn.

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wingman13461103 reads

what she told him about the extras.  Sounds like he realizes that's waaay excessive for
what he got.  At least he took the time to write a review to let us all know what
happened.  Gotta give him some props for that. Keeps the rest of us from even
needing to try this one.

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vorlon1184 reads

Many people would have not written the review I suspect.

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redrok69882 reads

Too bad there isn't a heading in the profile section to show if the provider will provide extras.(i.e. HE,DIY,FS etc.)

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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm1363 reads

With the proliferation of DIY from hot, young beauties, who will pretty much do anything to get the client heated up, but of course, won't touch..."THAT....ewwww!" Or, "It's illegal, you know, I can't DO that" even though she's allowed us to roam all over her torso and has multiple brush-by fingerprints on the sack. And the best line, "Oh, I LOVE to watch guys get off."

Do we need a new category that simply makes clear from the start that no matter how hot the session is going,  "It's going to stop at the DIY station. Hope you enjoy the trip."

Is Minnesota the only place this is happening in large numbers? Have we developed, for better or for worse, a whole industry here?

Again to each his own, and kudos to the reviewer who had the guts to warn the rest of us that giving $$$ to a stunner ("Surely $$$ will include...," says the little head) might not get what one assumes

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wingman13461283 reads

if the demand is there, it will survive, and if the demand is not, it won't.  Nothing wrong with our
free market system.  As long as the reviews let us know what happens, or maybe I should say what doesn't happen, forewarned is forearmed.  Let the buyer beware and all that good stuff.

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Huggybear31300 reads

From some other review boards and talking with people from other parts of the country, Minneapolis is unique in the proliferation of DIY providers. I don't know if this would be helpful to people in other parts of the county unless they are planning a trip to Mpls.
I would find it useful, since I refuse to see any DIY providers.


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Geronimo6511312 reads

We have many FBSM gals with so many regulars that they no longer advertise at all.
Some are DIY and some are HJ/BJ. They seem to make things pretty clear in their ad.

Face it, you got ripped off by an upsell arist, not an every day massage provider.

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CharlotteG1299 reads

I feel like there should be a massage section and a FS section and allow them to be rated as such.  

I know that with my massage sessions I've had people rate me 10 for performance (massage and all the bells and whistles) as I do give a really great massage and am fully trained.  Since I don't provide "certain acts" though, the highest I can get is a 7 or 8.  This girl got a 7 for literally grinding on this dude.  

I just feel like massage and fs need two separate review sections.  I know it would help with confusion a little too.  There are plenty of gents that want nothing to do with massage gals and plenty who want nothing to do with fs gals so I feel like it would be a service everyone could get on board with.  I'll be sure to post this in suggestions as well since I've been thinking about this for a long time.  This post is case and point :-)

Just my .02

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MsDynamite842 reads

There is a massage category : massage parlor girls. But they aren't listed in that like they should be.
it should be arranged as : dancers, DIY, massage parlor girls & escorts.
much simpler for searching IMO

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backbend1678 reads

The pull down menus simply need to be updated.  I agree that if people want to pay for DIY, fine, but personally I really do not want to even bother reading reviews of DIY massages.

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vorlon1356 reads

Why all the non-FS reviews aren't under the Massage Parlor entries is a mystery to me.

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MsDynamite845 reads

My menu definitely expands but I prefer to be in massage parlor girls for discretion purposes, I believe you have to be a VIP in order to access that section.
somehow I ended up listed there instead of escorts. Definitely a mystery.

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Good2find942 reads

Some folks like cake. Some like pie. Some find them both delicious!

But if you tried to rank all cakes with a rating system based on the qualities of perfect pies, you'd have problems.

If no matter how moist and delicious the cake was, you couldn't rate it higher than a 7 or 8 out of 10 it could become frustrating.

And then when folks start rating no bake cookies, it would become even more muddled and annoying.

Separate review sections just make sense.

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wingman1346868 reads

Might as well add a section for ice cream too.  That's my favorite.

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mattman05820 reads

I have found many,if not most of the DIY ladies will give a HE or more after becoming comfortable with the client. I am no 21yo stud muffin,but if they are treated with respect ANY lady should be, some of them will open up their menu. Certainly YMMV,but my guess is that many of us will go a 2nd or 3rd time for the challenge. No names given of course,but not all DIY Are full DIY

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oldguy6661481 reads

.....personal experience.  No names, but, as you say, YMMV.

Still, I think TER should add a DIY feature.  As well as separating massage/body rubs from FS.

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Geronimo6511106 reads

That's where it gets tricky. The DIY gals that will do HE usually don't want that openly advertised. For some guys they will never do it, and they don't want LE peeking in the windows all day. That's why I discourage these "YMMV" discussions.

I've also come to appreciate the gals that are open about their menu after a few visits. If you aren't offered what you want, you know to move on. Having the guy pursue more and more will always seem disrespectful at some point.

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mattman05837 reads

I respectfully disagree, my friend. I NEVER went into a session "expecting" anything more than advertised. Did I go ONLY for the challenge? Certainly not. It is ALL about how we treat them, how we are treated, and how we hit it off. If we hit it off well, the ending will always take care of itself, whether DIY, HE, or other. I always consider the massage over at EXACTLY that point.....when she quits massaging me. The session is complete. If we talk, caress, hug,kiss,or more, that is only a result of how we feel at that time in that place. Is it a position of danger they put themselves in? In my case, no, because they are comfortable enough with me to know that  1) I am not LE and 2)what we do is our business and very private. I kiss and tell when asked to........and only then. The end!

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Geronimo651887 reads

Ok, I read your post twice and I don't see a disagreement. LOL

The point that if you push for more and more that eventually it will be taken as disrespectful? My point is that (according to 2 gals I know well) some guys will not stop no matter what. They come to a massage venue expecting a world tour. The LE watches ads (and on here, I'm sure). Every gal in hobby town has seen a vice cop or two.

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mattman05958 reads

I don't push....or feel that I do,anyway.if she will do more Han she claims to in her ad,and she knows I am safe,and we enjoy each other .....I don't take that as either pushy or disrespectful.it is two people enjoying each other after completion of a massage....YMMV....

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Geronimo651881 reads

And I agree with that.

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