I feel it's just not fair for some or most of us not to be able to afford the more expensive ladies. Therefore we should start a hobby assistance fund!!  those that spend $300.00 or more will be taxed 20% of the fee.   That tax will go into the general hobby fund.  People that need assistance can then apply for help.   It is also not fair that some guys can pound away for hours at a time and in every possible position!!   They are getting way to much "bang" for the buck!! Therefore they will be taxed 50%!!!

Your ideas scare me man!

I would be happy to be the accountant and manage the collection of the tariff. Do suppose that the tariff should be increased for those providers and players from outside the Minneapolis or Minnesota border?

How is it unfair?  There are plenty of WONDERFUL women in Minnesota around that price point or lower.  But you will get a fancy Mazda or Toyota...

No offense Trinity and with all due respect because I really am laughing...

On top of Social Security we get a Senior Citizen Provider discount because we are unable to wear out a pussy ?
Actually you young guys should pay a premium for all the wok you put these ladies through.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAD6Obi7Cag