An April Fools day prank has to be somewhat believable to work. That may have worked with some of the new guys but those who know you are just laughing hysterically! rotflmfao!
There would have to be a national day of Mourning if you gave up sex (not nice of you to tease like that either!)...hey, would we get the day off of work? Still wouldn't be worth it but...
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