...just as I was inventing something to help keep the thread going.
It was a rare piece of fun on an otherwise dull board.

Not sure what was wrong with it, whether it was flagging or spelling or grammar or just the facts, but Kendra was right -- it was making me strangely horny.  

Bottom line:  moderators over-moderating. Again.

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I agree it was amusing to watch the OP spin a tale and shoot own foot with each successive response.  Was it over-moderating or did the OP find the attention seeking mission was accomplished and decided to take her ball and go home.  We may never know.  Or maybe we will.  Patiently awaiting someone's next rant.