That's false advertising Natalie.  If you truly wear nothing, then why the towel?

Funny, I wear the same thing.

Mine doesn't look anything like yours and certainly not that good.

First response, I would love to be wearing that in bed.
I have not worn a stitch in bed since I was a teen  I also like the other form of wear as well. I would guess I would be worn or worn out I would take either.

That's right Natalie...it's the only way to go

Seriously you bring to mind two things to wear to bed, a condom and you!