Dear Santa.....it's lonely up here in Bemidji. I sit here reading about all of the beautiful girls in the metro area thinking we're being punished for living in the hinterland. All we want to do is live where it's serene and quite. But for christ sake I didn't sign up for a barren wasteland....and I'm not talking vegetation here. I've been nice this year....okay, okay...that was a bit of a fib....ah shit it was just a bold faced lie. Cut me some slack it's freakin cold here and the brain freezes quickly. Could you please bring some of those beutiful elves to Bemidji in 2012??? I'll try to be nice......ah that's a bunch of shit too...I'm gonna be naughty but that shouldn't stop you from thinking of others.

I'd get a local responce to my post on the in search of board.  At this point only out of town PM's & posts.