Yes, that's right your one poor sweet little alias has been beat up, slammed, censored and criticized.  (poor thing) It's feeling all sad and neglected pull it out, go ahead do it here!
   
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there's nothing ambivalent about a hard cock or a hundred dollar bill.

Otherwise, I don't understand the invite to celebrate the alias.  After all, we're all aliases.

THIS is an alias, so what the fuck is the point of having another one? If they flipped every "alias" I think we'd find bipolarism runs rampant in the "hobby".

I am full of shit, you are full of shit, this entire game and everyone involved in it is full of shit. Just own your own bullshit and get on with the fucking. At least a hard cock and a wet cunt are honest.

It is so amusing to watch supposedly adult people attempt to attach some moral high ground to using one form of an assumed name (or alias) over another form of assumed name (or alias.)  At least these self-appointed morality police are distracted from other, potentially important, issues like the DIY massage!

Another acute case of Minnesota dysMENorrhea!

Sorry for my lack of using an alias but I've only got one shot at choosing my official alias and I haven't decided which one I want to use yet. But, as the pedants like to frequently point out, our board handles are our aliases....right?...right????    

Let me do a self-review of my alter ego.

[general details]
Shows up at the incall faking a smile but actually nervous as hell.  Popped a blue pill before I got there - not that I need them - but in case nerves get the best of me.  Goes for a LFK to try to put LE fears at bay.  Puts the donation down not necessarily knowing which one of three things will happen - get arrested, robbed or have the time of my life.  Since the first two have not happened...

[the juicy details]
I start to undress myself exposing a body that few cheeseburgers have escaped.  With any luck, I escape a lecture on rules that can make a visit as fun and personal as a trip to the DMV.  I start to kiss and carress her body, taking every opportunity to enjoy what I paid for.  I will dive down for DATY which I'm surprising not bad at.  After getting a couple fake O's worked out, I come back up kissing again.  A BBBJ lets junior know everything is going to be ok.  Like the joke goes, "did I ever tell you about the worst blow job I've ever had?  It was awesome".

As good as it feels, it's time to cover up the unfortunately average-sized member for some CG.  She is doing all of the work while I pretty much lay there playing with her nipples.  I switch to mish for some good pounding - even a caveman can do that well.  Next I switch to doggie to completion.  All the while staring at her asshole debating if I want to have the converstaion and potentionally kill the mood.  All in all, I'm inside her for about 6-8 minutes.

After she gets a rag to either throw at me or clean me up nicely with, I will try to see if there is a possible second cup on the menu.  Since the pump will need some priming, if she seems less than enthused, I will dress and head on home a happy man.

Otherwise, it's time for some converation with someone who fakes interest in your life while I equally fake interest in talking about it.  After some body exploring, it's time for a lengthy BBBJ where I decide if the provider is a ATF or not.  Next comes the cover and it's doggie into the sunset.

Looks: 4 - OK if you are drunk
Performance: 5 - Average

BRAVO. well spoken.

Now that put a smile on my face.  Well done Jake (or whoever you are!).

The trolls who like to stir up the pot and create some drama, the shills which are just fine as long as they are by guys with credibility but many are actually classic shills whose endorsement of a lady is always suspect, and finally there are those who are so afraid of offending anyone, especially the ladies, such that there is very little sharing of information about them.  This board is almost useless.  Without the reviews, TER would be worthless.

It was a lot more fun when we could all use our many aliases with impunity. All hell could break loose and you could get your digs in without your "real" alias being ashamed or humiliated.

We were able to create a certain persona with our regular user name which may have been respected on the boards and then use many different names to tell how we really felt. Maybe just expressing a less popular but more honest opinion. Whatever, life goes on!

Great self review post.

like me it's more than a little scary.

I agree with Semi Hard,  I think that it is about calling guys like minn4evr out without him going berzerk.

I do not agree with what minn4evr says here,  he is assuming and catagorizing.

Sometimes we do not agree.  Don't you agree minn4evr.  Grrrrr Rufff Rufff  

Not really bullshit but that is your alias.  I agree that your 3 types of guys exist and are dominate on here.  However you forgot those of us that don't live on this board, we only care to post when we have something to contribute to the dialogue or a question on the subject.

As for this board being worthless, try looking at all this as entertainment.  This is a "hobby" and about having some fun, you know sex with pretty ladies, try not to take everything so serious.  You don't need every post to be educational some can be just stupid funny to watch play out.

JMHO

I feel as though someone taped me in action but without an alias....  LOL!  Except that I actually enjoy the conversation.

A universal lubricant for the gears of human interaction.

I can live with that.