Just wondering if anyone has gotten a happy ending from a massage on a cruise ship, and if
so how did you go about getting it?

In the words of my Italian Uncle: forgetaboutit.

Those girls are professionals and are not going to risk their fairly well paying gig for a few bucks. Besides if you can't score on a cruise, you can't score period.

at hotel resorts, day spas, health clubs, private golf clubs, and a for several physicians. I have been hit up for 'extras' at ALL of these establishments.

Usually, I would just offer my busines card and ask to see them at a later date at my private incall. When you work for other people, you don't really care to lose your job for fulfilling some guy's happy ending fantasy.

What I do know about the CMT's that work on cruise ships is:

1. Their base salary is low and they rely heavily on tips. They usually try and sell lotions or creams to add to their income.

2. They work 6 days a week and are overworked..generally working 6 days a week and up to 8 hours a day.

Your best bet is: ask her if she ever gets odd requests from men about happy endings and wait to see what her response is. If it is favorable, anty-up and let her know you will tip well (at least 40 dollars). If she's real flirtatous you may want to offer to massage her during her off-time. I know when I was working those crazy hours, I was in desperate need of bodywork.

Good luck. Usually just a strictly therapeutic (draped) massage though..Massage Envy style.

I've worked those Cruise lines in the winter for temp work, they really do over work and under pay.
I had only about 6 out of 20 clients ask me for the "extras" I didn't go through with it though, not  only out of fear for being fired if they found out but, for having that get around, you can't really escape since you're on a boat LOL last thing I needed.
I will have to agree.
Majority is strictly therapeutic and draped.
try finding it off the boat when it makes a stop