Put some safety straps on me and go for this one...

or maybe not...

Years ago ... on the roof

Of my suburban home with my crazy nympho college girlfriend. The sun was hot, the action even hotter ... it was private and secluded ... right ?  

Imagine my horror when, upon completion, a roar of applause sweeps up from the small crowd of gawkers ... chanting and whistling their approval from the backyard ... yikes.

in Hawaii on the balcony of our room near the top of the hotel.  midnight in bath robes looked all directions and there was no one in sight.  Should have checked again ten minuets later.  I don't know how long the two couples next door were there but they don't know me so, so what...

Several years ago had sex on a very high cliff near split rock lighthouse.  Had just finished getting dressed when a few hikers came up to the same peak.  Still brings a smile and thoughts of maybe trying it again.  Any takers ?

Years ago when the new Toronto baseball stadium opened.  Apparently there is a hotel as part of the complex with some rooms that overlook the field.  A couple thought the room windows were one way glass with a mirror like surface facing the field and stands.  So the lady bends over a table in front of the window and the gent takes a ride from behind while watching the game.  They provided quite the unexpected bonus (or should I say bone us) show for the crowd.  I'm pretty sure that is a true story.

So, would you do that if you knew it was two way see through glass?

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A few years back a girl friend and I were hiking down a snowy trail in a park.  We had the urge an found a bench just off the trail to use as support.  After finishing we continued our walk and a few minutes later passed a park ranger going the other way.  Whew!

But to answer your question, on the deck.

As someone who grew up near a beach and snuck off into the dunes for a little fun a couple of times,  I can tell you that the  smallest bit of sand in just the right spot will destroy the mood for both of you.

Also a bank parking lot at 3 am is not a good place either.  Lucky for me the cop didn't knock on the widow and shine the flash light on us until I finished.  He gave the drunk test and told me to get the hell out of there and find somewhere else the next time.  DAMN college was fun.

I did have sex one time on a hotel balcony during the evening so that couple with the balcony not being easily seen from other rooms, etc. made the risk minimal.  Under similar circumstances, I'd try it on a deck (I'm really not interested in being caught) but not an observation tower.