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Lately I have introduced some people here to someone I know in the Brainerd area that is a new provider. She recently had an introductory meeting with someone she met on Adult Friendfiender, not TER. This is a copy of her email she sent me after she met with him (minus his name), just too funny.

Subject :  There are some things a girl just can't do!
 
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Even for $500.00!!!!!!  Geez!  I met Mr *******............. He showed up 15 minutes late, fresh from under his trailer house....... baggy t-shirt over his sweats.......... belly bulge proudly out there.  His beard was fairly neatly trimmed, but his hands were dirty......  He sat down and babbled about a few things, then said  "I suppose you notice I don't have any teeth.  They're in a cup in my truck tho" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I"m serious!!!!!!!!!!!!!  LOLOLOLOL.  And the poor man can't figure out why he can't even find a hooker to accomodate him!  I politely told him that I was new at this, and decided I just couldn't go thru with it, because if I got caught my kids would suffer.  

OMG!  I WILL stick to the referrals from TER!  Had a good laugh anyway........


Thanks!
Kat


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