Had some fun this morning
now I am relaxing, waiting for some friends to come over
have some drinks and watch some movies and  
maybe when we get tipsy, dance around the house and be crazy!  
LOL  

Now I'm getting ready for a nice dinner, some drinks, and Netflix.

I was on the internet watching live porn and masturbating 4 times.

I'll be out blowing the driveway, which is not near as fun as it sounds.

Scrambling eggs were you.

... and snow too.    

I know, I know It's like at work when the chicks hear they can expect to get up to 10 inches....

... overnite, they fuckin' lose control, bounce off the walls and get aggressive toward their male coworkers! This blatant violation of our strict office code of conduct has got to be encouraged!