A girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy, we were counting in class today and all the other kids could only count to four, but I could count to 10!"

"Very good," said the mom.

"Is it because I'm blond?" the girl asked.

"Yes," said her mom. "It's because you are blond."

The next day, the girl skipped home, full of news. "Mommy, Mommy, we were practising the alphabet today. The other kids could only get to D, but I said it all the way to J!

"Is it because I'm blond, Mommy?"

"Yes," said her mom. "It's because you are blond."

The next day, the girl came skipping in and proclaimed "Mommy, Mommy,
we were in gym class today and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests but I had these!" She lifted her blouse to reveal a healthy set of breasts.

"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.

"Is it because I'm blond, Mommy?"

"No honey. It's because you're 24."