Arguments about Jesus

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
 1. He called everyone "brother"
 2. He liked Gospel
 3. He couldn't get a fair trial.
               
There were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was
Jewish:
 1. He went into His Father's business.
 2. He lived at home until he was 33.
 3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was
    sure he was God.
               
There were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was
Italian:
 1. He talked with his hands.
 2. He had wine with every meal.
 3. He used olive oil.
               
There were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was
a Californian:
 1. He never cut his hair.
 2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
 3. He started a new religion.
               
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was
Irish:
 1. He never got married.
 2. He was always telling stories.
 3. He loved green pastures.
               
But the most compelling evidence of all -- 3 proofs that
Jesus was a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no
   food or wine.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men
   who just didn't get it.
3. And even when he was dead, He had to get up because there
   was more work to do.