OK, maybe ya can, but this board needs some shaking up or something, so thought I’d throw a little something out there!

It used to be so much fun.  Now it’s boring…. except for Puck’s weiner.  Man, would I love to meet that in a dark alley some day! *Giggling like hell here!

Anyhoo, I have some time if anyone needs some shaking up also.

$250/hr
$350/1.5hr
$400/2hr

Gentle screening for the new kids.  Two recent provider references or TER Whitelist or Preferred411 or Datecheck.  Safety first.

Never a NC/NS and I do not double book.

Let’s have some fun.

Hugs,
JD

Thanks Cuke!  I still giggle when I think about that!

Oh, and no, I didn't have sex change surgery as a few rumors are floating around.  Just boring, normal surgery. *Giggling here!  

I started that to give the gossipers something to talk about.  Where is your sense of humor?  Crimeny!

It's beautiful weather.  Get out and enjoy it!  

I'd love to show you my new toys sometime.  I'm busy today but please check my calendar for availability.

Hugs,
JD

I"ve heard the story of the veggies.  Pay a visit to the produce department and visit JD. A veggiematic can't hold a candle to her.   LOL