... the hobbyists always claim that they "were trying to quit" and that they are "so sorry." Is that bullshit? Are they just sad that they got caught? Like Ol' Kinky Freeman said, "Only you can stop from getting caught." Truth to that.

I bet right when he looks over the river you so wanted to push him in ! Lol

low- and middle-brow.  In the Spitzer category, hobbying is an "error in judgment."

... Are getting more and more common. I'd have thought that this topic would have been a serious one. I doubt they like telling their wifes that they just got taken to jail for paying a hooker in a sting.

My goal is to die of heart failure while unloading into some 18yo #100 girl with reckless abandon!

But I guess this isn't just a "hobby" to me, it's been my way of life for so long I don't even remember what it's like to NOT reach for my wallet when I need to blow a nut!

getting arrested. And I am sorry when I do. I just don't know how.

Morris, Would you relish being pounded in the impound?

For most people, their life revolves around taking care of family, securing a good future for their kids, and contributing to society. But Ol' Jesus bases his life on paying hookers. Gots to love his homesty. What would Dirty Jesus do? He'd go for it! You go for it Jeez!

Thank you. Thank you very much.

Love da links, Wad...

You simply need to develop a S&M cop/leather/handcuff bondage and discipline way of getting your rocks off and then you will enjoy the rough hands of your arresting-officer frisking you and giving you an unlubed body-cavity search! (And just think of the money you'd save too! The State would be picking up the tab for your hobby!)

Damn i hope so.

Doing a 3000 day search on the Las Vegas board for "Dirty Jesus" might pop up some of my old alias-posts...

Not yet VIP... I've got some reviews in the pipe and some more to write, But you can email me at: [email protected]  So much catching up to do! I was in Minneapolis Wednesday night through Friday and I met seven mostly from BP, most were buck fifty for halfs, and a couple were 200+ for an hour, but Damn I'm feeling it tonight! I've got a full on case of peeled-carrot-syndrome!  Those nice little black girls i like could use a fresher/ closer shave down there so it don't exfoliate off my phallic-callousness and cause such pain when the salty sweaty juices run down my sore meat-pole and puddle on my scrotum...

I've been off my game for too long, I just cant say no to these  pretty young things with such reasonable prices, hahaha!

Did you share with them the famous asparagus flavor filled smoothie with gravity?

back when I was 22, I dated a stripper from AAA Classic dancing... but one night when i and a couple of her dancer-friends were sleeping over at my place after a late night stripper-show we all enjoyed some recreation in the romper-room, and I got one of her friends pregnant...

So, after vowing to stop planting seeds to high maintenance crops in other peoples fields, I took her into Robinsdale-planned parent hood and had the tumor sucked out...

Then, I went and had a vasectomy, the good one too, where the tie the tubes and burn the ends, I didn't want ANY of my little swimmers to ever get away again! So in that young and very wise move, I took care of all three of those bondages that you other guys waste your lives in vain-toil hitched to the plow of!

Now in my 40's, I can recklessly shoot my blanks into any and all open hole that I can get close enough to! The joy of a carefree life, lack of fear of father's day cards showing up in my mailbox and the trust I'm given by the under 20 providers in that they won't be ruining their figures and complicating their lives with a baby on the way has opened uncountable door to me to boldly nut where no other man has dared to nut before!

and in less than 40 minutes it was in the mouth of my second girl of the day... Apparently she like the taste, because she cleaned my pole smooth and then took a seat on it without hesitation!  Oh what a mess I left behind with her, lol!

So far I've only written the bullet points of these careless encounters as to not get the details confused... And so I can get some reviews of these girls up soon and get my VIP messages that are starting to pile up at record pace!