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LuckyIrishPrick 6 Reviews 498 reads
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But more information is needed.

Does she prefer Thursdays or Tuesdays? Has she ever owned a pet ferret named Bob? How old is her oldest pair of socks? Can she break dance and sing 'Love Shack' at the same time?

WTF dude, you left out tons of important factors.

BillSheeter975 reads

Sorry Drumsticks, someone had to do it...   ;=P

A left handed blond, a right handed brunette, or vise a versa?  Or an ambidextrous redhead?

Lets have fun!!!

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DrTabulaRasa693 reads

Bald up top and a forest down below, with an eyepatch! Or I can sit on my hand for a while (until it is numb), draw a face on it, get that clown wig out of the drawer and call it sassy again!!
Just want to play along.

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Francesca11389 reads

I am ambidextrous.  On the other hand...!

Ruadh gu brath.   :-)

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Biglittleguy756 reads

I will add that it's always a long dark hair or 2 that I've found in my pants after I get home.  Talk about close calls, guess that makes my vote brunette and I'll add ambidextrous and vice over versa.

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Morris1969449 reads

Nothing as sweet as finding that Treasure Trail.

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my$.021097 reads


It's good he has nine lives given the way he is being treated. Assume he likes other cats and not dogs.

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LuckyIrishPrick499 reads

But more information is needed.

Does she prefer Thursdays or Tuesdays? Has she ever owned a pet ferret named Bob? How old is her oldest pair of socks? Can she break dance and sing 'Love Shack' at the same time?

WTF dude, you left out tons of important factors.

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Morris1969887 reads

Luckyirishprick is right and awsome.  Any provider who can break wind and sing Love Shack at the same time must be like awsome.

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Morris19691023 reads

I love amphibious providers. They're the switch hitters of our profession. What talent.

Posted By: BillSheeter
Sorry Drumsticks, someone had to do it...   ;=P

A left handed blond, a right handed brunette, or vise a versa?  Or an ambidextrous redhead?

Lets have fun!!!

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BillSheeter660 reads

Amphibious??? Water and land... Wow, I"ll have to try one of those ladies!!!

I wonder if they charge extra for that? Although I have showered with a few... before and after, with no extra charges.....

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DrTabulaRasa964 reads

This thing found in brazil!

Related Link: http://www.inquisitr.com/292028/penis-snake-discovered-in-brazil/

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