Ok...so my wife has been out of town for two plus weeks and I was thinking of staying home from work an afternoon to get things back in order. I had this devilish idea of a hiring a naughty maid to help make the work more enjoyable. There are some services out there but thought I'd post and see if any of our local favs have ever done anything like this.  PM if you want or just reply. Thanks!!!!!

The one site in the area I looked at says:

There is no touching at all! The maids just clean in the nude.  

I'll make the bed when we are done

If I had another woman in the house, somehow my wife would see or smell some evidence.  She misses nothing.  In other words, be very careful!

It only works in the movie.  So many ways the  'maid' could easily fuck up your real life, unless you really don't care.

... sex life, you seem tremendously eager to express your contempt for other people's ideas. If you bothered to read the original post, he is talking about inviting an established "fav" over to take on the personna of a maid. It's called role playing, with maybe a little actual cleaning getting done in the bargain.  

When I first started someone called me to do his dishes then do a strip tease.  Pretty fun! I used to clean houses and found this role easy to fall into

And I didn't ask for your opinions of me, so STFU.  

You feel so free to offer your unsolicited opinion and are so quick to admonish others that offer their opinion to you. That is classics narcissistic behavior, have you been formally diagnosed yet?

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We weren't talking about my life we were discussing your narcissistic behavior and your offering your unsolicited advice while admonishing other for doing the same. Please try to concentrate and stay on task

Do Not Feed The Talon

Do you have a list of fucktards..It seems that we should be standing in line to make sure we are recognized as a fucktard by you.  
Most of the time the term Bat Shit Crazy is reserved for a crazy provider-
But you are now officially deemed BSC.  Being the narcassist that you are, you will probably wear the title with honor.

This is not the usual GFE thing.  We know ahead of time that she will wear a skimpy outfit and I get to fuck her randomly as she goes about her cleaning duties.  Greek included.  PM me if you want more info.

Unfortunately, people wouldn't adhere to our "no touching " rule to keep it legal and safe. Better than what I used to do back then for side work though ..clean and deodorize death houses as if nothing had happened there.
 

Only a couple left- they probably never happen

You've had a good run at them, surely there's more to be done.

there were a couple that I didn't write home about

I'm the new fucktard#1 in town. Do I get a badge or something?

Thanks!!  PM with details if you can!

What he said.  Women have senses and smell better than a bloodhound when it comes to other women, never underestimate that power!