This has got to be the absolute CRAZIEST hobby story that I've ever heard.
Posted By: nobodysfool2007
Your statement, that she is going to piss off the wrong person at some point is probably correct.
I chuckle at what I once experienced.
I had an outcall provider come to my home, when she arrived, she asked to use the bathroom.
During the process of her using the bathroom, and having taken so long, led me to look into things.
What she was doing in my bathroom, was applying dressing to not one but Two gunshot wounds, one on her left bun, and the other her left leg.
When I discovered her little secret, she told me
some prick whom she accused of going ballistic on her, had shot her as she was running out of his house, thus, she got hit in the back side, by small caliber bullets. She dug one out and left it laying on my counter in the bathroom. Looked like a 25 Cal bullet.
Once I figured her game out, I demanded of her to leave, as she was still bleeding quite bad, so off she went, cussing me out, and screaming that she wanted Her Money, and she attempted to get her driver to collect,
Well long story short, I convinced him to exit my home by showing him the barrel of 12 Ga shot gun up under his chin. The both of them were in my driveway, yelling and threating me, and then my
neighbor, turned his dogs loose.
What a sight, a female naked from the waist down, running down the street, with a bottle of peroxide that she swiped from my medicine cabinet, and her driver, holed up in his car, trying to get his windows up, as the dog was leaning into the car and in his face, showing fangs and bad breath. LOL
Never heard from them again. LOL
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