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Friday Fun! Provider Name Contest! Exciting Prizes!
staefaboy 31 Reviews 1202 reads
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OK - I saw the posting on Navayah below. I started thinking - how do they come up with some of these names. Turns out the "real" Navayah is a recording artist. But jeez - some of the ones they come up with! Maybe someone should capitalize on the marketplace and provide a service coming up with new provider names....

OK - lets have a little contest to see who can come up with the best ones.  Here are my entries:

Chocolate Thunder Thighs
Nasty Nellie
Bodacious Bambi
Aqua Vulva
Naughty Hawtie

Let's hear your entries. First prize for the gals is an hour with me! First prize for the guys is not having to spend an hour with me!

I know the name nevaeh was popular like two years ago and is heaven spelled backwards..so alot of, babies were named that.

SAMANTHIA1269 reads

well i think i got one try rocking robin thats a good one

See, you got me all excited for Chocolate Thunder Thighs...

Angel Moorehead
Veronica Fairchild
Crystal Clear
Farrah Moan
Justine Case
Carne Tremula
Penny Trate
Rosie Nomore
Ivanna Hardonn
Ann L. Beads
Dina Daty
Ophelia Cochs

BUT..... if Sam wins, then I win!!!!!  HA!!!!!

I want to bury my head in some Jenna Talya right about now!  LMFAO!  omg!

Aqua Vulva.I nearly spit coffee on my laptop while reading that one. Obviously a water sports kind of gal,or maybe a squirter!

Founder of Dickens Fruit Company, where they make Dickens Cider!!



...and these aren't even made up.  The first was a city council member when I was in college and the second is a real estate agent.
Sharon Peters
Sharon Swallows

Lascivious Lucy
Wanton Wanda
Rollicking Raquel
Boobalicious Bobbie
Slap Happy Sally

LOL...This is fun!!  LMFAO!!

Fonda Dicks.....Iowa girls' HS basketball legend from Moravia HS '73....what the Hell were her parents thinking?

A wedding announcement in the local paper:

Bill Dick, son of Mr. and Mrs. Hairy Dick married .............

Mona Vagina

Posted By: staefaboy
OK - I saw the posting on Navayah below. I started thinking - how do they come up with some of these names. Turns out the "real" Navayah is a recording artist. But jeez - some of the ones they come up with! Maybe someone should capitalize on the marketplace and provide a service coming up with new provider names....

OK - lets have a little contest to see who can come up with the best ones.  Here are my entries:

Chocolate Thunder Thighs
Nasty Nellie
Bodacious Bambi
Aqua Vulva
Naughty Hawtie

Let's hear your entries. First prize for the gals is an hour with me! First prize for the guys is not having to spend an hour with me!

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