I was at a local shopping mall the other day and noticed that the Asian Massage Parlor located within the mall was mostly patronized by female clientele getting their obese-diabetic-cow bodies rubbed on by the asian masseuses (masseuses were both male and female). Whenever I go to non-mall AMPs it is usually exclusively male clientele, in fact I've never witnessed a female customer. Do you think females ever go to the non-mall AMPS hoping to get their hoofs worked on?
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