Schmooy, I'm confused

On Thursday you posted that this lovely was to die for and yet the next day you ask for advice from anyone who has seen this lady.  Will the real Schmooy please stand up?

By the way, love the handle.  Can ypo give us a transliteration on how to pronounce it?  Is it shmu/ee?

Serving ladies and gentlemen, I am

Noah of Minnesota

My fingers are not as quick as my brain, i forgot the word ELSE.  I just wanted to know if anyone else had a great time like me b/c she has no reveiws to read yet.............