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oldtaxman 25 Reviews 860 reads
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Do you know why guys name their penises?

They don't want a stranger telling them what to do.

looking642352 reads

St. Peter and the Lord are in heaven looking down and see two Indians sitting in a canoe.  "I wonder what would happen if they had half a brain", says S.P. to the Lord.  The Lord gives each a half a brain and both Indians grab an oar and start rowing and grunting "Ugh, Ugh."  Next, the Lord wonders what would happen if they had no brains.  Next thing He sees are the two Indians rowing and grunting "Uffda, Uffda".  

Have a great day everyone.

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blueboy4452435 reads

A religious movement.



OR







Holy shit.

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Alissa7111094 reads

I am part native....so I guess I don't get it?

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TheLapDoctor1256 reads

the dumbest joke ever.

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WYSIWYGG607 reads

i am not a "politically correct" kind of guy- but if you want to spew your mindless bigotry maybe you should go talk to the cows. Not a public forum.

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ifyouwerethatperfect1363 reads

Which part was offensive to you, the american indian part or Scandinavian part.  Lighten up.  If you were so frikkin perfect you wouldn't be on this board.   Or are you trying to suck up to someone.

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bigdell1370 reads

A blonde  A priest  A Rabbi  A farmers Daughter  A traveling Salesman  and  A Monkey  walk into a bar.  The bartender takes one look at them and says  ""What"s this some kind of a joke""

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bigdell1340 reads

A mother is giving her three year old son a bath.  He reaches down and gives his pecker a jerk and says Mommy is this my brain.    She says ""Not yet son""

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GiaBellini635 reads

I will never understand the motivation of other people to grasp at straws to get attention, but when it comes to public forums... ummmm.... about sex....
Well, a joke about native americans in canoes just doesn't cut it.
Sorry, didn't do it for me, OP.

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belindabell1198 reads

I'm a farmers daughter, my sisters are both blonde, my nephew acts like a monkey, a friend of mine is a traveling salesman (magazines), my neighbor is a rabbi, and I did my priest just last week not to mention the bartender.   I find your joke just a little bit offensive!!!!  

Dang, you people!!!!!!

Hugs, Belinda!!

LMFAO!

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hibbyhoober1025 reads

Belinda, that is so hot! How about a session with you, your two blonde sisters your monkey nephew, the traveling salesman friend, your rabbi neighbor and  your priest all together with a hooters bartender making us all dirty martinis?

Would it be OK if my midget friend filmed the event for posterity and would it be a problem for the rabbi if I brought along a string of kosher sausages?

p.s. Does your monkey nephew have any issues with cuddling my shaved pet gibbon named Mr. Bungle?

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belindabell1077 reads

only if your friend brings his lizard!!!   LMFAO!!!!!!  Mr Bungle is welcome and YES definately bring your kosher sausages!!  lol

Posted By: hibbyhoober
Belinda, that is so hot! How about a session with you, your two blonde sisters your monkey nephew, the traveling salesman friend, your rabbi neighbor and  your priest all together with a hooters bartender making us all dirty martinis?

Would it be OK if my midget friend filmed the event for posterity and would it be a problem for the rabbi if I brought along a string of kosher sausages?

p.s. Does your monkey nephew have any issues with cuddling my shaved pet gibbon named Mr. Bungle?

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amberamber840 reads

LOL

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bigdell1024 reads

Two old people in a retirerment finally decide they are going to rub peepees.  They go to his room and start to get undressed.  She starts to worry about her heart condition so she says to him do you know I have accute angina.  He looks at her and says thats good because you"ve got the two ugliest tits I"ve ever seen.

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oldtaxman861 reads

Do you know why guys name their penises?

They don't want a stranger telling them what to do.

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belindabell1430 reads

I have a Dolly Parton joke if anyone wants to hear it???  LOL

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belindabell1540 reads

Nothing grows in the shade!    LOL

I know kinda' lame.  LMFAOooooooo  .  Those of you who have met me know how much I am giggling right now!!!!!!!!!!  I am a giggle butt!!!  

My apologies to all the little feeted people out there!  * tiny giggles *  
I like Dolly Parton..she's a sweetie pie!!

Related Link: dolly and kenny

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Nago8990 reads

You can post offensive jokes about Native Americans and Norwegians and thats OK with most of the people on this forum ( Although I dont get the part about Native Americans being dumb).  Anyway....dont ever ever ever post a joke about fat women on this forum.  Regular forum contributors go beserk if you ever even mention women being fat.  I dont get it but thats the way things are.  Stay away from this subject or suffer the consequences.

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Puck1765 reads

I know a lady named Paulette that is so fat she has to wake up in sections.

And then there is Judy.  She has so many double chins she looks like she is staring at you over a pile of pancakes.

Seriously though, Judy isn’t fat, she insists she’s just 4 feet too short.

But Paulette takes the cake.  Once she jumped into the gulf in Panama City and the tide came in at Myrtle Beach.

The last time she went camping, the bears hid THEIR food.

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belindabell1056 reads

those are funny!  

You know why they are funny?  Because they are actually JOKES!!

Posting pictures of FAT people with obvious problems, emotional and physical, is NOT A JOKE.  There is a difference.  Some people get that and some don't.    Had Puck posted such a picture, you can be guaranteed, I would have been the first to jump all over his ass and even HE knows that!  Right, Puck?

Now, anyone know any other Dolly Parton jokes?   LOL   Otherwise, go look at my beautiful new pics of my FAT ASS that I just posted!  How do you like that????

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Giamarie Lynn3020 reads

"Regular forum contributors go beserk if you ever even mention women being fat."

Being overweight is pretty much the norm in this country, and quite prevalent in the Midwest. So if you make a fat joke, you are offending a large population of the members (providers, etc) here, so you will hear more people having a fit about it.

I doubt there are as many Native Americans on this board as overweight people, but one did speak up and a few others spoke up in support as well. So some people are indeed making it clear that the joke is unacceptable.

So what I'm saying is the odds are in favor of overweight people having a bigger bark here, because there are probably more of them here. More of them, means greater odds for more to speak up.

It’s all about probability.

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hrtbrk1253 reads

What does a 80 year ol pussy smell like?     Depends

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Francesca11822 reads

in a shopping mall.  

"Excuse  me" he says, " I can't seem to find my wife.  Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?'

The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the old fellow, says "Of course, sir.  Do you know where your wife might be?"
 
"I have no idea" he replies, "but every time I talk to a woman with tits like yours she seems  to appear out of nowhere."

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blueboy445991 reads

sitting in their living room, reading the paper.  Suddenly the wife gets up, rolls up her paper and swats her husband upside the head.

"Ow!  What the hell was THAT for?!"

"That was for 50 years of bad sex," exclaimed his wife as she unrolled her paper and sat back down.

A while later the husband rolls up HIS paper and swats his wife.

"Ow!  Damn it, what the hell was that for?"

"That's for knowing the difference!"

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TheLapDoctor1001 reads

A farmer is walking thru his farm one day, and he comes across a guy having sex with the farmer's sister. The farmer hauls the guy to court and the judge asks what happened. The farmer says 'Judge, he was having sex with my sister!"
The judge says 'Fine that man for contempt of court and throw him out!'

The next day the farmer goes to court again and the judge again asks what happened. Again the farmer tells the judge, 'Judge, he was having sex with my sister!"
The judge again says 'Fine that man for contempt of court and throw him out!'

So the third day the farmer goes to court and the judge once again asks what happened.
The farmer says 'Judge, I was walking down the road, I saw two bare asses, ten toes up, ten toes down, meat sliding in, meat sliding out, and if that ain't fucking, you can throw me out!"

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