I'm new on the board so I thought I'd start with a joke.  Judge Wapner's joke reminded me of anther one I'd heard.

An attorney walks into the bar at the plaza hotel and sees a supermodel all alone.  He walks up to her and says, "Excuse me but I'm very rich and you are very beautiful.  Will you have sex with me for $100,000."

The supermodel is stunned for a moment and then says, "yes, I believe I will."

The attorney thinks for a moment and says, "Well, then how about $100."

The supermodel is stunned once again and says, "Absolutely not, what do you think I am anyway."

The attorney smiles and says, "We established that at the very beginning of this conversation.  Now we are simply negotiating the price."

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