A college Biology professor was having trouble keeping his students' attention on the lessons. So he revamped the curriculum to feature a bit of remedial sex-ed.
This ploy did not quite work as expected. In the middle of a lesson he stopped short and shouted: "Do you know what your asshole is doing while you're having an orgasm?"
A girl in the back of the room shouted: "Yeah, he's out playing golf!"
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