No one should expect every thread to be of interest to them. If you are not interested, just move on. All he was doing was pointing out that some people missed the point. Seems harmless enough to me.
I simply cannot believe that the only one that UNDERSTOOD my posting….”Just looking for advice!!!” was dear sweet judempls, who posted her reply…… “You should write for a sex humor column….. Well I thought I was. But nobody got it!!! The strange thing is, that I was trying to get Providers to respond humorously to what they wanted in a male’s tool, sex organ, rod, penis, johnson……you know, like size, color, shape, smell, functionality and swagger. Instead I got several PMs from concerned members discussing drugs I could use and surgical procedures that might be possible to make ME work better. And funny thing is, as old as I am, I WORK PRETTY GOOD !!! just ask around but Thank- you for caring!!
You see the whole thought of posting started one lonely Saturday night when I was feeling rather horny after getting a dear john letter being turned down by a gorgeous young provider on here, who wrote…..”I am sorry……….but I am not comfortable scheduling with you. Best of luck to you” As others have, on this discussion board, I could have “o woe is me a posting” about this and that or bitched about the provider but instead I thought I should write. And I had a great time doing it. Smile wink grin!!! And from what I could see, a fair amount of you read it! The confusion here, is that the person that I love reading and emulate my writing to match her wit and humor…..Ms Melissa…. Was just part of my story, that’s all, it was not about her just brought in her stories cuz I love how she writes, and everyone reads them and I thought I could tease her since we have spent great times together. She is a wonderful and sensual provider and is exceptional to be with. (and as I said before my review was right on about every detail) and I love reading her posts. You did not see bosco, tc guy and vorlon jump on when I said that the team they were on used Viagra and penile extensions at the signup for the Indoor Sports Gym. And maybe they do but how would I know ….i was only the author. So in closing, if I write, my purpose is twofold……to bring a smile to your day with information and humor so maybe we hobby respectfully and never regretting. And to satisfy my urge to write when there is no one who’ll listen. So Melissa keep posting, we all enjoy the thoughts you convey and for those of you wondering, the dear john was not from her making……. I’ll see you soon dear with the fruit salad and topping...... oh and you bring the bubbles!!!!
well at this moment 238 others thought it was readable and personally it sure beats watching a dog look out a window and all the comments that it got !!!
238 other people stopped reading it after your first sentence. Next time your want to describe your balls to us please just send the description to Melissa.
No one should expect every thread to be of interest to them. If you are not interested, just move on. All he was doing was pointing out that some people missed the point. Seems harmless enough to me.
Nothing wrong with being funny. Unfortunately, many are caught off guard if you post something that either doesn't brag about one's self or demean others. I applaud your efforts.
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