Many years ago when I had a waist and thought I was still young enough to partake in "adult" sporting activities, I was playing soccer in an adult leauge.

During one of these contests, I was running full speed for a loose ball with the silly intent of scoring. One of the defenders was running for the same ball with a more convicted intent of stopping me. I planted my left foot to make a move around the defender and was  half way around him when he took a very full swing with his leg in attempt to get the ball, but got my ankle instead. It was shattered and all the legiments were torn. I had to have surgery to basically rebuild my ankle.

So there I was in the hospital - after surgery with my leg in a cast and drugged for a couple of days. Even back then I probably had more hair on my bod then is permissable by law and also had a head of hair past my shoulders. It was the middle of summer. The hospital was air conditioned but, in the two days after surgery when they had my drugged and for the most part I had slept. The problem was during the sleep, I had perspired heavily.

On day three in the hospital I was starting to come out of the daze and realized I stunk and could no longer stand the smell of myself. I asked the nurse if I could shower. She said no, but that some one would come in and provide a sponge bath.

I had all sorts of scary thoughts going through my head about what was going to come in and bath me. From Granny Lumpet, to some gay guy. I was scared to death.

To my surprise, the person that was sent in was not unattractive at all!!! To make things better, it was a woman. I relaxed as she started the sponge bath around my head and neck and then down my arms and arm pits and shoulders and I was really starting to smell and feel better. She went down to wash my legs and starting moving up my legs and then it happend. That familiar feeling took over. Thoughts of the big nurse fantasy filled my head and then yes folks Mr. Happy wanted to say high, and there was nothing I could do to stop this. The nurse took one look at my now erect penis and never missed a beat.

She thwacked my dick, much like you would someone's ear!! After the thwack, she finished cleaning me and left the room. Not one word ever spoken.

As I laid there with my limpy, smelling my newly cleanded body I had to stop and think to myself, she has done this before.  

So much for me and my nurse fantasy!!!