All pick up lines are cheesy. A pick up line is, basically, saying some shit that would never come out of your mouth in a normal conversation - some awkward way of hinting at or insinuating something you don't have the balls to just come out and say.

Myself, I just cut to the chase once I've thawed the ice a little and fought my way past the automatic defensive systems. I assume that most guys who use "pick up lines" intend them to be funny, which is why they are cheesy, because they certainly don't think you're supposed to take them seriously...*ehem*...of course not...

Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten I see! Hahahaaaa....hey? Where you going? Stuck up bitch! Fuck you then, I didn't want your number anyway, ol' food stamp ho!...oh...hey baby, is that a mirror on your pants? Cause I can....

How about if Bill the bartender, who is gay as you alluded to, dials the number and John the leaver of the ball answers:

John: Hi, baby ,I was hoping you would call.

Bill:Ah, John, this is Bill the bartender, and I wanted to know if you would like to party with me tonight?

John: click.

and,

you just weren't in the mood for some civie cock, I guess.

The ball was probably referring to yours not the ball team.

Nice twins!