I wasn't offered a table-bath! Nor did I see any place to get one... I had several nice (semi-nude) Thai-massages in a floor mat in the room behind the receptionist counter by a VERY young and small Asian, and on a different visit, I had a nice hot-rock massage and a rub-n-tug in the front room by the window by an older and bustier asian, but never could get my pole wet... Did you have a different experience there?
Posted By: Derpdydoo
Posted By: DirtyJesus
I just can't place which quasi-AMP that number belonged to... Was it the one over on university av near the KSTP building??
Quasi? WTF?
Table shower, Sauna, fucky-sucky, me love you long time.. What makes a "real" AMP in your eyes? By Minnesota standards it seems DIY makes it real...
I think you may be confusing it with somewhere else.. That phone number went to a well known oasis in an otherwise citywide desert. The massage might not have been anything to write home about, but, that's not what they were known for.
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