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Agree........!!!teeth_smile
mnjohnny247 19 Reviews 729 reads
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LMFAO...these are fun, oh and accurate as well.  YOU have certainly certainly fixed the delivery system for me.... and you can always use the first quote as a tag line on your website and it would pass the truth in advertising test!!!!!!!

Kalibeauty1260 reads

"I have brains and a vagina, and I use both."

"He who asks is a fool for 5 minutes, but he who does not remains a fool forever."

"The penis mightier than the sword." (definitely feels better lol)

"There's no shortage of pussy- it's just the delivery system that's messed up."----WE are HERE to fix this :)

"Sex is dirty only if it's done right."

Graze on my lips; and if those hills be dry, stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie."
-William Shakespeare

"It's the good girls that keep the diaries; the bad girls never have the time."
-Tallulah Bankhead

Just a few I like :)

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mnjohnny247730 reads

LMFAO...these are fun, oh and accurate as well.  YOU have certainly certainly fixed the delivery system for me.... and you can always use the first quote as a tag line on your website and it would pass the truth in advertising test!!!!!!!

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wingman1346615 reads

as a quote to "live by", but I've always gotten a smile when I hear
someone use the old Mae West quote..."Is that a pistol in your
pocket or are you just glad to see me?"    She had some other
outstanding ones too.  Fun old movies.

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bannerpete818 reads

My Goodnes Miss. West, what a beautiful mink coat your wearing.
(Miss West): "Goodness had nothing to do with it"

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bull64875 reads

"I'm not drunk, I'm just exhausted from drinking all night" (Peter Griffin)

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