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"If it's not me it's free"
CaseyCase See my TER Reviews 1343 reads
posted
1 / 14

Has anyone ever actually seen a provider that posts this in their ads? Have they been the provider in the pics? And if not, do they actually give you a free session? If they don't, what do they say? Lol.

Just curious.

FFSHF 19 Reviews 674 reads
posted
2 / 14
brilove See my TER Reviews 883 reads
posted
3 / 14

who put sis and her add constantly and she completely ripped him off. She was the girl but she took is 500 and ran. I told him to write a review but he never did... Sad!!

tetracycline5 19 Reviews 785 reads
posted
4 / 14

Hi Casey - how about you try the line on your website and let us know what happens?

CaseyCase See my TER Reviews 724 reads
posted
5 / 14

I would... but I think it might scare off potential appointments. For some reason, that line seems to be used on BP ads with fake pictures and upsellers, and I don't want to be associated with either of those.

Or maybe I'd end up with a bunch of people claiming it isn't me because they want a discount. :(

In short, I'm too scared!

Agnar 29 Reviews 571 reads
posted
6 / 14

I would guess one of the very few times some pics that seem TGTBT were the lady in question.

Agnar 29 Reviews 511 reads
posted
7 / 14

I should clarify that the lady did already have a number reviews on another board, so I wasn't walking into an unknown situation.  I am far from ready to TOFTT.

kcmn 5 Reviews 575 reads
posted
8 / 14

I was so happy and surprised to see how much you look like your pictures when I saw you. I don't think you should put the "it's me or it's free" in the ad. EVERYONE provider, hobbiest, grandchildren in wallet, or family Christmas photo looks a little different in person. Like any advertisement your picture displays your best moment with perfect lighting and makeup which after seeing how hot you are will be missed up 5 seconds after opening the door! When I go to McDonald's I don't return my hamburger everytime it doesn't look like the picture on the ads and they would go out of business if I got to eat for free when it doesn't. I think some hobbiest are overly sensitive because they have been burned with a real bait and switch or the blurred faces are not what they imagined. Also I think some just like to say providers don't look like their picture and storm off to have a sense of power or because they really didn't want to go through with it and needed to justify their reasons. I wouldn't worry too much about it unless you recently grew a mustache or had a sex change operation. (That was a joke people, don't start rumors now).  

 
P.S. If you do put the "it's me or it's free" in your ad I take back everything I just said :)! JK!

CaseyCase See my TER Reviews 534 reads
posted
9 / 14

Thanks, you are so sweet! Nah, I wasn't actually seriously considering putting it in my ad :) I was just curious about other people's experiences with ladies who do (or other providers' experiences, if they put it in their ads!)  

Hope you're having a great weekend :)

tetracycline5 19 Reviews 407 reads
posted
10 / 14

I was just kidding - but it would be a funny experiment to do.

Given I've been seeing you almost weekly for the past month, I can reassure all the guys that you are indeed more beautiful than the pictures can tell... :)

- T

CaseyCase See my TER Reviews 442 reads
posted
11 / 14

Aw, thanks you too!

Posted By: tetracycline5
I was just kidding - but it would be a funny experiment to do.  
   
 Given I've been seeing you almost weekly for the past month, I can reassure all the guys that you are indeed more beautiful than the pictures can tell... :)  
   
 - T

tinknal 430 reads
posted
12 / 14

After if it is not "you"  it would be someone else and the guarantee would be null and void..............

TalonTed 92 Reviews 430 reads
posted
13 / 14

One excuse was 'Nobody in this business uses their real picture'.  She lowered her asking $ by a lot, and I already had a good boner, so I say wtf and went ahead with the appointment.

Another time, I was sure she wasn't the one in the picture, but she actually not bad, and again I already have a pretty good boner.

Having a boner can cost us guys a lot of $$$$.  Ladies, be happy you don't have a dick

termsofdelicious See my TER Reviews 551 reads
posted
14 / 14

The differences between my dick and yours?
Mines not attached, doesn't have a mind of its own and doesn't make foolish decisions.  
God, if my dick made decisions I would be broke too.

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