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My girlfriend was spreading flavored sex lube on my cock when she bolted up straight and exclaimed, "Oh, my god.  I'm becoming my mother!"

Sarah Silverman

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My joke of the month ...

When my SO was laying with her head on my lap and she put out her lips wanting a kiss I replied, "If I could bend that far I wouldn't need you."

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If I could do that, I wouldn't leave the house.

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My girlfriend was spreading flavored sex lube on my cock when she bolted up straight and exclaimed, "Oh, my god.  I'm becoming my mother!"

Sarah Silverman

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