Ok, so I thought he was an ass for a while, as did a lot of you.  However, there are those times when you want to just stir the pot and get some people going.  I'm thinking that Morris1969 is actually a decent guy, and possibly one of my clients already.  He clearly has too much time on his hands, but so do all of us when we watch too much tv, sit on FB, or whatever.  The post from 2009 when Morris was looking for a provider in Eden Prairie may have been good evidence that it's a guy.  However, is it possible that the OP from 2009 closed his account and Morris1969 of today is just bringing back the name?

It's a great name, btw. It is not a birth year, as has been brought up with regards to Ms. Hilary.  No, he's well-educated.  He reads a lot.  Morris (the author) wrote a very interesting book in 1969 about humans being hairless apes.  Morris theorizes that the closer contact we are able to get to each other by not having hair makes it easier for us to bond with our partners and gives the hunter a feeling of relief that while he's out, his girl isn't fucking another guy back home.

Is it possible, with all his latest inquiries, that Morris is not working at this time, can't go see providers, because the wife is around, and is dealing with his own reconciliation for being the hunter of other 'game'?

When you look at all of Morris1969's posts, there are a few regulars that are not around to comment... Hmmm, alter ego rarely communicates with actual ego...

Just sayin'

It could also have to do with the song "The Real Thing" by Russell Morris in 1969

The lyrics (in light of Morris1969's use of an alias) seem quite interesting:

Come and see the real thing, come and see the real thing, come and see
Come and see the real thing, come and see the real thing, come and see
There’s a meaning there, but the meaning there doesn’t really mean a thing
Come and see the real thing, come and see the real thing, come and see
I am the real thing!

Oo mama mow-mow (repeat x 4)
[ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/r/russell_morris/the_real_thing.html ]
Oo mama mama mama mama mama mama mow
Tryin’ hard to understand the meaning that you’ll see in me
Tryin’ hard to understand the meaning that you’ll see in me
There’s a meaning there, but the meaning there doesn’t really mean a thing
Come and see the real thing, come and see the real thing, come and see
I am the real thing!

Oo mama mow-mow (repeat x 4)

I am not seeing you
I am not seeing you
Ahhhhh!

I am the real thing!

Talk about too much time on one's hands!

Lol... I had a no show this morning... Ha ha ha

that is their loss. What a fool for not showing up!

Morris the cat from 9Lives commercials was discovered and rescued from the humane society in 1968.  His first commercial aired in...you guessed it...1969.     So, maybe Morris1969 is just a finicky, but beloved,  kitty-cat!   MEOW!!!!!!!!!

So finicky in fact, that he prefers his sessions without gas...  Belinda is on to something!

Morris is an ideal; a vision; a transendintal dream that we all aspire to emulait. He is more than a TER Celebrity who appears on Leno and Letterman; he is The Roll Model.

That bastard; what a Troal. Morris needs to be grounded for a week or so to let Him know that its not apropriate to bite anyone, much less good ol' Sticks. Sticks is awsome and needs his fingers. I'll have to contact Morris's people about this outrageous behavior.

Signs all over London say OL' STICKS IS GOD