Anyone use A-A1?  dancers or escorts? Most pics are hot but never really heard anything about them on this board http://www.absoluteperfectescorts.com

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most pics are hot because most of the pics are porn actresses, not the girls that you would actually get.  I haven't used them so I can't say one way for another, but do a search and you should find some info from people who would know.

We recomend our customers do not put reviews on the web do for known reasons.

You have Melissa Lauren who is a french porn star listed on your website or at least did recently (haven't looked in a week or two. If you want hobbyists to think you're on the up and up why do you do that? My guess is you won't respond to this post exactly as you have done in the past.

Hey, leave that great agency alone (hahahahahaha).

Tried to use them once for dancers for a buddies batchalor paryt about a year ago.  I knew better, but it was a little hard to say soo without telling them why (didn't feel like outing myself).  They were supposed to show up after our poker tournie at 7:30pm.  8:00 comes around, call them up, I was told they were lost but would arrive in a half hour. 9:00 comes arround, called them up, told thier still lost and they would be thier in a half hour.  10:30 comes arround, call them up tell them not to bother. Said that by the time they would get done, it would be too close to when the ladies would be getting done with thier party.  Guy on phone was really rude, called me a couple of pretty funny names, and hangs up on me.  1:30 am while helping my buddie who hosted the party clean up what's left of his house (along with his really annoyed wife), 2 girls show up.  We orderd 5, but like I said, told them not to come.  To shorten this up a little, wedding got pushed back a year.  Almost didn't happen.  Thanks A-A1, I had alot of fun explaining that to my S.O. as well.  The girls also looked nothing like the "Photo's" of them off the old site.

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For onething we would and never sent out 5 dancers so you need to know who u called it wasnt us i can look it up we have never sent out more than 3 to any party d-psh-t get it right

or are you typing on one of those little court reporter short hand machines???

Yup, we orderd 5.  Sure never came though.  Few short, very late, and worst part of all, still showed after we said it was no longer safe for us.

Funny, at least he didn't try to lie about the false pics.

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Wonder why? Dishonesty is a BIG RED FLAG in my book!

I've got it.  I think one of us needs to book an appt. and do a pointman report.  Lets just make sure they are still ok to do on here.  This should be a good time.  Kind of like putting two trains on one track just to watch the wreck.

kidd1474 it was not us u may have us confused with aaa classic or centerfolds we have never sent 5 girls out NEVER so your full of bs

Did you even read my post.  It said;

1)  Only  2 girls showed up. NOT 5.  I truelly believe you have never sent out the 5 girls.  That would be way too much on the up and up for you to do what you said you were going to.

2) The 2 that showed up were late, even after you were told not to send them about 3 hours earlier.  Damn near killed the wedding.

3)Pictures were bull shit.  Women were really not our cup of tea. Or most peoples for that matter.  I will give you this, taste is subjective, thier maybee someone out thier who would have thouhgt that they were attractive.  Just not anyone that I assocaite with.

Go ahead and keep on lieing on here.  I really don't care.  Everytime you do, we will just keeping letting everyone know what you are about.

I personally love how you aren't even adressing the two most important parts to hobbiests. N.C./N.S. do happend.  It's my personal worst nightmare to have the provider show up 3 hours after being told it's too late to come and approach with the soon to be wife thier.  The other part is that the girls you send look nothing like the pictures.

In the future you may want to refrane from calling people B.S. on here.  We all know what your buisness is all about.  Heck, it's soo bad we can smell it up wind.

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-- Modified on 1/20/2006 7:38:17 AM

WHAT DAY WAS IT ON I WILL LOOK IT UP IN THE BOOKES DIP-HIT I KNOW THAT WE HAVE NEVER SENT OUT 5 DANCERS TO A PARTY LOOK IN THE DEX PAGES THERE IS ANOTHER COMPANY TRYING TO COPY THE NAME WHY? BECAUSE WE ARE THE BEST SO WHAT DAY WAS YOUR PARTY???????????????

If any novice hobbyists out there are wondering what the definition of Bait and Switch is, I think that this agency fits the bill a-a1-perfectly.  Is that what bs stands for?

Fellow hobbyists, raise your hand if this agency still interests you for an appointment.

Do you really know this little about your buisness, or do you think that I'm stupid?  I'm guessing the first.  

Sure, I will deffinatally tell you how to figure out who I am off the board.  That would be just absolutely brilliant.  I remember your posts about keeping client info.  I'm glad you are stupid enough to admitt it again. Everyone should be soo lucky as to know that thier info will sit thier until you get busted, and than be in the hands of L.E.

The only reason I posted what I did about the party is that I'm sure you probably do this type of crap all the time.  No risk for me, you cannot figure out wich of your pissed off past customers I am.

You are the leach of the escort world. A nasty, slimey parasite sucking off others. Thankyou for giving me this opertunity to let you hang yourself.  The more and more you lash out at me, the worse and worse you look.  Now everyone on this board once again knows that you are the "Bait and Switch" king.  You just keep right on posting.  While you are at it, please keep not adressing the pornstar pictures you have on your site wich falsely claim that they are your girls.

Now matter what anybody say's, you are an extreemely bright man.  Keep up the good work.  You should be out of buisness in no time  :P

hey dipshit what day was your party???????
I have been in business longer than anyone in this town send out the hotest girls in this town the Le works securtiy for me part time i will be here long after anyone so what day was your party????? u wont say because? i have never sent out 5 girls so u are full of bullsh-t get it right on who u called

Jesus, you read about as well as you type.  Comming form the typo/spelling error champ here, thats not good. Listen. I allready told you why I won't let ya know who I am.  Listen.  I never said you sent 5 girls.  You never sent them. Listen.  I ordered the girls last year off the pictures on the net.  Pretty hard for this years Yellow pages too goof that up, huh?

Please keep it up.  As long as this thread keep going like this, every new lurker on here gets to be warned about ya.  

Bye the way, we all apprecaite you letting us know that you employ L.E.  Along with keping our info, I'm really glad your dumb enough to do that.  I'm actually glad your girls didn't show.  You have to be one of the stupidest people I have ever seen.  Do you even think before you act?

Hi, I own an escort service.  I think it is a great idea to employ L.E., and keep all customer info not just for the party, but for years.  I can't believe I'm the only one jumping on this one.

the video booths in the basement of Broadway books back in the day - lol!

Seriously, I believe him when he says the things he says. He's been kind of the "grandfather of smut" for the TwinCities.... (but that don't mean I agree with his old-school business tactics, however I "respect my elder" and learn from his twisted ways - lol!)

hey dipsh-ts if u have a problem with us call we dont speak in code and dont have time to look here everyday and follow the board ok.

What could you possibly do with your time that's more important than this?

BTW,,, Is this girl real? Is she as pretty in real life as this picture?





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I bet that this is a real person....that looks this hot....just not working for A-A1.

Robert knows sombthind:  He knows that you don't use false advertising, get into public pissing matches with former customers and refuse to answer the questions of potential customers.  I heard him say that to himself a few weeks ago.  Robert is too intelligent to be running this agency.  He even knows how to spell!