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411 on Alyssa?
gentleinmn 1 Reviews 1839 reads
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Looking through providers in my area and came across Alyssa. Wondered if anybody
has any experience with her?

Hopefully I have posted the link so people can read it.

Thanks.

Utnlover1296 reads

... If people just post ads like this without doing any leg work to see if they can call attention to the provider via shilling or grassroots/viral marketing.

Let's check out all the options that this number brings up, aside from the 65 different provider names and the "one" review on this forum.

As of Feb 2010 eh is either Megan or Brittney.

http://www.american-escorts-reviews.com/forums/minneapolis-cl/779140-double-your-fun-call-us-now-w4m-north-metro.html

Oh sweet. "Repair the house and get some action at the same time!" What? Walton's Contract Repair company.

http://www.merchantcircle.com/blogs/Walton.Contracted.Repair.763-438-9431

But wait... Here she is now Lexi with different pics! With... Nipple implants? Didn't know they did those.

http://bodyrubs.cityvibe.com/escorts.php?do=view&p=40772

Better call fast because if you do she still might have the same nam...  oh shit. Hi Ava.

http://minneapolis.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/call-me-i-will-be-waiting-21/3840408

And... DRUM ROLL...

http://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/show.asp?id=151698

The review. By one guy. It's a miracle. Not the real photos but somehow are also accurate. That makes about as much sense as when "Photo's are me or it's free!!" like the guy is going to call the escort patrol and get their money back.

So, aside from not knowing who you are calling for, which nipples you will get on arrival, or if you will be treated with sheetrock repair from a girl in a swim suit, I would say TOFTT and bring a cam corder so I can watch the result on you tube.



Escort Patrol? Dude, how do I get in touch with them? Do they have like one of those batmanesque signal lights that illuminate the skyline when evil escorts try to sully the good name of our sweet local lovely vixens of the evening? Do they wear capes! Capes are hot! So are jet powered dildo cycles.

On a side note, can anyone direct me to where I can have nipple implant procedures done. I am looking to upgrade to Elvis shaped nipples that do his trademark dance moves when I shake my man boobs.

Both men and women can get that done!  Hey Hibbyhoober...maybe there is hope for those man boobs afterall??  

Just teasin' ya'!  LOL

Big hugs and kisses! And a suck on those nipples of yours!!
Belinda

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