I can't resist! here's one more, then I'll move aside...

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Because

Not someone real, I have that, but someone who could be. The bonus is the confidentiality. It's 95% about appearance and I understand that providers will market themselves to the masses and not the niche, which would be me.

Lol I remember when tomatoes weren't available year round at our local markets in the town where I'm from.
Isn't anyone else bothered that they are now days? Same with other fruits and veggies.

Because Jumbos are the largest graded size there is no MAXIMUM weight for a dozen Jumbos, there is only the 30 ounce per dozen minimum. I would think that in the past the dozen Jumbo eggs were more likely to weigh substantially MORE than the 30 ounce minimum.

My theory is that with all the industrial-sized egg farms, they have gotten better at standardization. Most recipes indicate "Large" eggs so that is the most popular size and thus the "ideal" size for producers. So chicken breeds, feed, and conditions have been adjusted to try to lay more Large eggs. This means fewer eggs that substantially exceed the 30 ounce minimum per dozen. I would also assume that sorting technology has also improved, so that eggs that might have wound up in the Extra Large carton now make it into the Jumbo carton to make the weight only slightly more than 30 ounces per dozen.

Sorry Apollo....

I just made eggs in a basket. Hope it didn't hurt much. (E)

don't you agree?  

I have not candled any eggs since FFA.  However, I have HANDLED some testicles quite recently.  Yesterday, in fact!   LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLZ

Re: Some lame answers to your questions

Jajaja   :p

Good laugh for tonight.

If you were to fart and burp at the same time, wouldn't a vaccum create in your stomach?

Try it and let us know

Unfortunately, I tried too hard and had to go change my underwear.
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When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

Does this package make me look high fat?
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Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?

This is one of the great unanswered questions of mathematics.  There is supposed to be a big prize for the person who solves this conundrum.

Because of the similarity between the representations of the number "one" and the lowercase letter "L" people originally mistook it for two lowercase "L"s in a row and thus called it "el-even". The name stuck. The hyphen was later dropped. Did I win a prize?
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American mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so what do mothers from Asian countries use? Toothpicks?

No, Breasts.
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If I played a blank tape at full blast would the mime next door go nuts?

One can only hope

Unfortunately, they can't hear it because they're sitting inside an imaginary soundproof glass box in their living room.
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Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?

They had a very thorough beta test program.

Some asshole kept getting the formula wrong.
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What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Sliced rocks

Research is being conducted to determine whether sliced bacon will replace bread as "The best thing since ..."
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If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Both.  It's like quantum mechanics

Some people call this problem "Schrödinger's Litterbox" because they feel that the question is simultaneously full of shit and not full of shit.
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Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your ass?

After I looked at a Polaroid of an asteroid and a Polaroid of the hemorrhoid I didn't want to think about it anymore.
Heavens to Murgatroid!