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Derpdydoo 78 Reviews 2527 reads
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What is so difficult here?

Call, drive, meet, pay, fuck, drive, done.

jgoodman222 14 Reviews 1710 reads
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You are just oozing class out of every orifice! EOM


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MsDynamite See my TER Reviews 1504 reads
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More time humpin', less time grumpin' !


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Derpdydoo 78 Reviews 1253 reads
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Eggg-zactly!

What time was our appointment? ;-)

Derpdydoo 78 Reviews 1358 reads
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Re: Ha wow

Simplest of contracts ever.

I bring money, they provide pussy.. No more, no less.

Sounds to me like you'd prefer some drama club to p4p.

carmen01 See my TER Reviews 1257 reads
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6 / 35
+1 EOM


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brilove See my TER Reviews 1208 reads
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7 / 35
Lmao eom


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brilove See my TER Reviews 1167 reads
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8 / 35
Agreed absolutely!!! Eom


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fartsonhigher1 1987 reads
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Nothin'... except when 'lil boys' and 'white knights'

want or expect  something more after step 5.

fartsonhigher1 1252 reads
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Self appointed Political-Correctness-Board-Patrol at work. *facepalm* [eom]


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vallen 12 Reviews 1169 reads
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You forgot gag and barf EOM


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vallen 12 Reviews 1351 reads
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No, the Human Dignity Patrol, of which we are all supposed to be members. EOM


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Derpdydoo 78 Reviews 1537 reads
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I don't like paying extra for the fetish stuff... EOM


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vallen 12 Reviews 1215 reads
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Lol! EOM


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PersonX 10 Reviews 2334 reads
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Thanks for pointing out I don't belong here

This week weeks posts made it crystal clear I don't belong here.

Thank you for the memories everyone.  

Stay safe.
Posted By: Derpdydoo
Call, drive, meet, pay, fuck, drive, done.

2+2=4 1449 reads
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No, just out of one orifice.e


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MsDynamite See my TER Reviews 1142 reads
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Re: Hahaha!!!


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MsDynamite See my TER Reviews 1459 reads
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Re: Thanks for pointing out I don't belong here

Awww

MsChayse 1382 reads
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Re: Thanks for pointing out I don't belong here

Have patience iceroads. This is about the fourth time I've seen a takeover attempt by the mouth breathers. I'm sure it's happened more but I've only been on TER since 2009.

All we can do is try our best to keep "our" conversations pleasant. Talk around the negative, pot stirring comments as though they don't even exist. Eventually they get tired of talking to themselves & move along. Works every time.

Derpdydoo 78 Reviews 1436 reads
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Re: Thanks for pointing out I don't belong here

Even in one of your foul mouth sound like a trashy sailor tirades.. You really are a special little flower Leann.. We are so honored to have you as our self-appointed Queen of the boards.  

Gosh.. I'm just feeling all giddy inside that you would reply in a thread I started..  

I think I love you!  You are Wonderful!

Smooches!

MsChayse 1424 reads
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Why thank you Derp! Now if ya really love me....

You'll send me a multi-million dollar diamond studded tiara to go with that title.

OldTimerB 45 Reviews 1280 reads
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WTF?

Where's the real Derp? This "White Knight" imposter Derp has made me laugh out loud a few times today. Glad I wasn't eating or drinking anything...

Posted By: Derpdydoo
Even in one of your foul mouth sound like a trashy sailor tirades.. You really are a special little flower Leann.. We are so honored to have you as our self-appointed Queen of the boards.    
   
 Gosh.. I'm just feeling all giddy inside that you would reply in a thread I started..  
   
 I think I love you!  You are Wonderful!  
   
 Smooches!

Derpdydoo 78 Reviews 1397 reads
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Re: Why thank you Derp! Now if ya really love me....

Since you've pretty much bestowed yourself with that honor, it's only fair that you take care of that yourself.  My beautiful little succubus.

And if you need a refresher.. "Takeover by the mouth breathers" would imply that you own the forums in some fashion.

Regardless, my love for you is unending and my words as meaningful as all the other white knights around here.

Vostro 1531 reads
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LeAnn

Always wanting more, just like most women and the white knight/ass kissers...appears to me you guys are at a crossroads. Who's going to give in first?

OmegaZap 7 Reviews 1548 reads
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Re: Thanks for pointing out I don't belong here

Oh, this is nothin'.  I have been on this board since the inception of the MN board, and I can say with certainty that the total shit storms of 2003-2005 make anything that has happened here in the past year or two seem like child's play.  Hell, we had a hobbyist's real name and phone number outed on the board during a spat in 2004.

Like I said in a recent post, the guys just looking for some pussy will never understand the guys who are looking for something more personal.  And the guys looking for "part time companionship" that goes beyond just "gettin off" will never understand the pussy guys.

It would be cool if two groups with different motivations but the same means of achieving them could join together in one club.  But alas human nature seems to require Balkanization, we-they, marginalization.  The added anonymity of any online forum just adds to people's innate desire to divide and diminish.  It provides a consequence-free outlet for fucktard behavior that would get one "shunned" if practiced at work or at home.  It isn't unique to TER, it's not unique to "the hobby"  It's just the way it is, and will be for a long time.  As a race, we'll either outgrow it, or perish--the jury's still out.

vorlon 119 Reviews 1586 reads
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Wrong question

The real question is why do so many guys here not understand that their approach to hobbying may be the right way for them but it is not the only right way.

brilove See my TER Reviews 1330 reads
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27 / 35
Exactly Mr Zap ... Thanks! Eom



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BrunoBraun 1083 reads
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Re: Ha wow

Wow, women as a commodity.  Sick.

TalonTed 92 Reviews 1684 reads
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Re: Thanks for pointing out I don't belong here

Bye, don't let the door hit you in the a$$.

Posted By: iceroad
This week weeks posts made it crystal clear I don't belong here.  
   
 Thank you for the memories everyone.    
   
 Stay safe.  
   
Posted By: Derpdydoo
Call, drive, meet, pay, fuck, drive, done.

mnjohnny247 19 Reviews 1529 reads
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Agree with Vorlon, and OmegaZap,...................

............ I will say that it has been humorous to watch the goings on the last few days.  

Vorlon and OZ put the issue correctly, we have two different hobby goals in play.  And FWIW I don't think the board has been particularly "mean" to women in any of the threads recently, and those ladies who have been challenged are quite capable of defending themselves.  This board has gone through many periods where the bitterness, trolling and keyboard wars were FAR worse then this last week.  If you want to see real conflict, look on the General Board once in a while.  And IMO some of the newbs need to relax and realize when they try and tell the rest of us to respect women they are preaching to choir in most cases and no one is going to change their posting behavior because a poster said "Hey, straighten up".  Those threads ALWAYS  bring conflict.  As many of you know I fall in OZ's 2nd category, I like my sex with some relationship, but I completely understand the guys who just want sex, period.  Is that so hard to understand?
Posted By: vorlon
The real question is why do so many guys here not understand that their approach to hobbying may be the right way for them but it is not the only right way.

TrinityLake See my TER Reviews 1497 reads
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Seriously...

I love to love.  I love to get close and all that yummy stuff.  And I love to go home afterwards.  

Derp, I laughed my ass off and hit 'like' on your comment before reading the whole thread...

now I'm ROFLMAO...  

Really doesn't have to be complicated, so I hear you.

ooxx,
Trinity

MsChayse 1351 reads
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Not going to go round & round Derp. Just reminding you...

It was actually you that dubbed me "her lordess." I merely thanked you for holding me in such high regard. That type of reply BTW is less than creative & over used but hey! If it makes ya feel better.....

Have an awesome weekend darlin!

Mwah back atcha!

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Derpdydoo 78 Reviews 1356 reads
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Re: Not going to go round & round Derp. Just reminding you...

Posted By: LeannluvsU
It was actually you that dubbed me "her lordess." I merely thanked you for holding me in such high regard. That type of reply BTW is less than creative & over used but hey! If it makes ya feel better.....  
   
 Have an awesome weekend darlin!  
   
 Mwah back atcha!

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Posted by LeannluvsU, 5/15/2014 8:24:45 PM
Have patience iceroads. This is about the fourth time I've seen a takeover attempt by the mouth breathers.  
Au contraire my sweet and tender beguiling banshee.  Takeover, would assume you have some right/claim or ownership here.. Hence, self-appointed is appropo.. I did take liberty in using Queen, vs other titles as Dictator, El Presidente, Leader for Life.  None of these titles seemed suitable for a near mythological creature as yourself..  

As for creativity.  I must give you props on your use of "mouth breathers".. Never before have I seen the English language so poetic and poignant.  It's almost as if Shakespeare had begun ghostwriting for Rachel Maddow.

Until our next meet my delectable black widow, nothing but the best!

SMOOCHES!

 


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fartsonhigher1 1324 reads
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ROFL... good one!

The overwhelming majority of people believe there in no "human dignity" whatsoever in whoring. And y'all are preaching some sort of bastardized political correctness? ... on a fuck board? That's rich!

fartsonhigher1 1423 reads
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Re: Thanks for pointing out I don't belong here... Try E-Harmony! [eom]


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