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Camouflage Lingerie?!
bobcat97 788 reads
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At one of my jobs, we sell camouflage lingerie.  I don't understand it I guess.  Guys chase after pussy their whole lives to end up just trying to hide it again! Wtf... not to mention, you think you have a hard enough time trying to find the g-spot already and then you go and hide the entire pussy?  It's no wonder they get returned a lot!... lol

Camo could give a wild outdoorsy feel and that's always a good thing

tinknal279 reads

Today at work a young temp was wearing a hot-pink/camo sweatshirt.  I told her it looked nice but I guarantee I could find her!

Posted By: bobcat97
At one of my jobs, we sell camouflage lingerie.  I don't understand it I guess.  Guys chase after pussy their whole lives to end up just trying to hide it again! Wtf... not to mention, you think you have a hard enough time trying to find the g-spot already and then you go and hide the entire pussy?  It's no wonder they get returned a lot!... lol

Skinny dipping in the woods while camping:
"Honey, I can't find your clothes so you will just have to say naked all weekend"

or  

Sex in public:
"Sorry officer, is I did not know it was still considered sex in public if we were camouflaged."

or

Military base:
"Yes Sargent Major, reporting for operation "Dessert Porn

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